:lol: *singing* Danger Danger! High Voltage!!! Hahahahahaaaaa! I've just come back from seeing Electric Six and they were AMAZING!! I'm gonna take you to a gay bar....at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!!!!!! (Shame the venue sucked...) So I'm on a massive great big high now! How lucky you all are!!! (So first thing in the morning, when I read this, I'll probably totally regret it and have to slink back off to my naughty corner and await punishment...)
So, I was thinking as I was coming home in the car, what fantasy staple has been so cruelly over looked? One that should, nay, HAS to have a flirt attached to it? What is the one thing all men like? Be they human, elf, dwarf, halfling or drow (plus all the others I can't be arsed to type now).....ahhh, yes, you think. How could we have overlooked....the HUMBLE CHAINMAIL BIKINI!!!!! (or thong, for those of a chappie frame of gender....well, OK, maybe not...) Ahhh, what possibilities....off goes our little delicious drow, off to Ribalds to look at his, hem, 'special' equipment, and comes back with the perfect (from his point of view... <_< ) gift....forget books, poetry and jewellery, it's impractical underwear all the way! Nothing says 'I love you' more than wearing something totally innappropriate that makes you feel like a complete tit. And chafes horribly. But, he'll know that you're ready for lurve just by listening for chinks and jingling. And by the constant muttering...'For the love of...ouch!! chainmail bikini wax, just what I needed...why couldn't they pad the bloody thing? Oooh! I'm sure that shouldn't be caught in there! Owww, oww, OK, 1...2...3...yank! ARRGGHH! Ok, Ok, the swelling will probably go down in a couple of days....right...Oh no! It's inside out! *chink, chink, jingle* Now that can't be right.... Right, try again....'
Now, thats devotion for you!
Or maybe I should just go to sleep now.....