well, i do know if tsuru-chan or spira-chan or kiki-chan are the ones playing the pc, the way to their hearts is
CHOCHOLATE!!!
hahahhaha....
considering all the virtual calories passed over the thread, their virtual muses ought to virtually passed out from all the virtual endorphins produced...
say, do they even have chocholate in the forgotten realms???
how about the pc pigging out, (oink, oink!!!) on a super gigantic triple layer death by chocholate ice cream, with huge heaping helpings of hot fudge, with white and dark bittersweet crushed chocholate sprinkles sunday???
with a diet coke, of course...oopse...no coke in the forgotten realms...ok, a diet ale...
korgan: diet ale!!!!! sola my dark drow friend, why is it, when you takes charname to the Athlanka confectionary factory for a date, involving that kind of obscene sweets, does charname order a diet ale???
sola: the mysteries of surface women are legion....
imoen: you mean the mysteries of any woman is legion...
sola: well no, i mean a drow woman taken on such a date and presented with such a confectionary masterpiece, she certainly would not order a diet ale, but would simply wallow in the moment, and order several bottles of wine to enjoy that dish...i still cant believe charname ate that whole sunday by herself, i mean it was bigger than my head...heck, it was even bigger than anomen's head...
imoen: oh my gosh...bigger than anomen's swelled head!!!!! thats gigantic, thats even bigger than korgan's beer belly!!!!
korgan: thats not a beer belly, girlie, i simply (deleted...this is a pg program after all...hehehehheh)
imoen turns pinker than her hair, and runs away giggling and gibbering into the night....