Author Topic: Ever read IWD dialogues for pleasure?  (Read 839 times)

Offline Kulyok

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Ever read IWD dialogues for pleasure?
« on: January 05, 2008, 02:50:48 PM »
Okay, hardcore folks like Sim and Cam probably read this stuff, but for everyone else, here you go:

IF ~NumTimesTalkedTo(0)~ THEN BEGIN 0 // from:
  SAY #2669 /* ~Check it out, yo.  You lookin' to score or what?  I can hook you up, dog.  I gots the serious shit, you know what I'm mean?  I'm talkin' primo shit for the best prices in town -- just don't be askin' me where I got it from, yo.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #2670 /* ~Word.  Let's see what you got, brutha.~ */ DO ~GiveGoldForce(1000000)
StartStore("test", Protagonist)~ EXIT
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #2671 /* ~No thanks.  My momma warned me about people like you.  Bye.~ */ EXIT
END

IF ~NumTimesTalkedToGT(0)~ THEN BEGIN 1 // from:
  SAY #2672 /* ~Yo, B.  I knew you'd be back.  They always come back, jonesin' for it.  Don't worry, I gotcha covered.  Whatcha want, and how much?~ */
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #2673 /* ~Please... I... I need a fix.  Just a little taste.  I just need it to get by.~ */ DO ~GiveGoldForce(1000000)StartStore("test", Protagonist)~ EXIT
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #2674 /* ~Get away from me!  You are an evil, evil man!~ */ EXIT
END



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Re: Ever read IWD dialogues for pleasure?
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2008, 08:29:56 PM »
Must be one of Valygar's decendents.
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