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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #50 on: November 20, 2006, 06:36:19 PM »
I am Death come for thee. Surrender, and thy passage shall be ...quicker.
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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #51 on: November 21, 2006, 01:42:54 AM »
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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #52 on: November 22, 2006, 02:06:16 AM »
Sheep haven't been puttin' out, lately.
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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #53 on: November 23, 2006, 01:26:47 AM »
There's a great little dialogue you can have with Valygar in Tortured Souls..  :D

I'm just getting into that one.

Valygar: You have all a mortal can wish for. You are beautiful beyond belief, your aim is true and your mind is sharp. Yet you search for arcane knowledge. Do you not think that is too much power for one person?

CHARNAME: I cannot agree more! I should have been made a RANGER! But that button pusher by the keyboard made me a MAGE!  Tell you what, Valygar, let's imagine we are in NWN and I am dualed to a ranger! What do you think?

Valygar: I do not understand...

CHARNAME: Never mind, let's just go, RANGER!

XD

Immersion breaking.. but I found it very funny.
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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #54 on: November 23, 2006, 02:58:51 AM »
That's seriously a banter in TS?   :'(
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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #55 on: November 23, 2006, 05:11:36 PM »
Sucky!
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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #56 on: November 23, 2006, 06:52:29 PM »
Quote from: Grim Squeaker on November 23, 2006, 02:58:51 AM
That's seriously a banter in TS?   :'(

That's just one of several choices available :)

You can be serious or silly. It's the only one like it in the entire mod, by the way.

I just brought it up to make people laugh. I didn't mean to give the mod a black mark.

I tend to not take very much seriously. It's why fourth wall breaking humor tickles me. 
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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #57 on: November 25, 2006, 07:36:54 PM »
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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #58 on: November 25, 2006, 10:34:06 PM »
 :P

To get back on topic, most of what Minsc says is funny too..

Irenicus's lines are also great.
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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #59 on: February 22, 2007, 05:34:51 AM »
Cespenar- I keep looking, but I runnings out of recipes soon. Needs to find Martha soon. She around Hell somewhere I thinks.

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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #60 on: February 22, 2007, 01:24:57 PM »
Quote from: Everlong on February 22, 2007, 05:34:51 AM
Cespenar- I keep looking, but I runnings out of recipes soon. Needs to find Martha soon. She around Hell somewhere I thinks.



 :D

I have to start up ToB again, if only to hear that one.
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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #61 on: February 22, 2007, 10:47:10 PM »
here is one. when Garrick for BG1 has moral failure he goes.
"Brave brave Sir Garrick ran away!"
hehe he is about as brave as Sir Robin  ;D
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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #62 on: February 26, 2007, 10:56:02 PM »
In BG1, somewhere in the Cloudpeaks...the whole scene where you can get the autograph from the Kobold, the Xvart and the other one..Gibberling I think?

"To CHARNAME and friends, with love

Larry, Darryl, and Darryl."

*content sigh*

Aww.
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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #63 on: February 27, 2007, 12:37:41 AM »
"Erm. I'll... I'll be below deck securing the, ah, something..."

It is a reply I am about to give every time I do not get something done in time - so I tend to use it ever so often.
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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #64 on: March 01, 2007, 10:35:47 PM »
A lot of my favorite lines come from the npcs that you find around town or in taverns like Salvanas in the copper coronet who just has to flirt with you if your a female. To that little halfling who has the little lymric about Misc at the Docks. I even find the ones who threaten your party funny as well. And all the banter when Edwin becomes Edwina are too funny for words specially if you get Anomen to chapion her lol
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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #65 on: March 05, 2007, 10:05:56 AM »
"One has lots of time for reflection while waiting for the ENDLESS WAVES OF BAD DOGGIE WEREWOLF MONSTERS THAT CHEW YOUR TOES WHILE YOU SLEEP!"

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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #66 on: March 05, 2007, 11:20:23 PM »
Quote from: ConkerFan on March 05, 2007, 10:05:56 AM
"One has lots of time for reflection while waiting for the ENDLESS WAVES OF BAD DOGGIE WEREWOLF MONSTERS THAT CHEW YOUR TOES WHILE YOU SLEEP!"

 ;D

Ahhh, love this one!

Has anybody tried to make any of the recipes that Dradeel (?) gives to you?
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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #67 on: March 17, 2007, 11:43:52 AM »
Many BioWare banters do not have CombatCounter(0) !See([ENEMY]) triggers, so they can fire in combat.

Ironically, I just got a really funny one. We were preparing to enter Lady Galvena's Feasthall, and the Front called the guards. Combat was joined, and Anomen chimes in with "These pathetic skirmishes of ours aren't worth the time I spend cleaning my weapons after the battle! Now, the campaign against the Hillgnasher giants, now that brought the blood up!"

Gee, Anomen, maybe if you stopped chatting and started fighting, your blood pressure might go up a click or two.
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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #68 on: March 17, 2007, 03:15:52 PM »
i had Anomen say that line right after i fought my way out of the Underdark once...
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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #69 on: April 08, 2007, 01:25:52 PM »
The Viconia-Jan banter in ToB. Here's the good part:

Jan: What? But I -- ouch! AHHHH! AHHHH, NOOOO! I'M TOO YOUNG A GNOME TO DIE!! AHHHHH!! HELP ME, SOMEONE! AN ANTIDOTE, AN ANTIDOTE!! PAIN GIVES ME GAS! AHHHH!! I DON"T WANT TO -- eh? Wait a minute, that's a fly. A dead fly. You mean I ripped off my own shirt for nothing?

Viconia: Ha ha! Sometimes life has its little rewards. Even for the drow.

Jan: You're a cruel, cruel woman, Viconia. Garl help me, but I am so turned on right now.

Viconia: Alright, now I'm leaving.
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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #70 on: April 27, 2007, 06:01:33 AM »
I have two, both from lilarcor:

I know! Start swinging! Eventually you'll lop off the head of someone important and then the good fights will REALLY start! >:D

and

What's my status? Since when do you care about me unless I'm impaled in something's guts? Oh well, fine, let me think for a minute... Well, as a matter of fact I would like to register a complaint. I want to kill a dragon. Right now. Go find one and kill it. That would be SO cool. >:D
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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #71 on: May 03, 2007, 12:15:27 AM »
Viconia:

"THIS sort of psychic rape by a fiend from the depths of the Abyss is the sort that I WILL NOT TOLERATE!"

Hilarious (to me) because it logically implies a contrast between this sort of psychic rape by a fiend from the depths of the Abyss, which she doesn't care for, and the other sort of psychic rape by a fiend from the depths of the Abyss, which, I guess, is not so bad?
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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #72 on: May 14, 2007, 07:02:49 AM »
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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #73 on: July 12, 2007, 01:55:25 PM »
Personally, most of my favorite quotes are from Cespenar...

"Oooh, big hammer this.  Bhaal once drop hammer on big godly toe..."  When he finds the Runehammer in your inventory.  Might not have gotten it word for word, but it's worth a laugh or three ;D
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Re: Your favorite lines from the Baldur's Gate series?
« Reply #74 on: August 02, 2007, 07:17:44 PM »
I would also say, just about anything by my buddy Jon. I will always love power hungry arrogant mages.

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