I had this absolutely psycho dream which I think I need to turn into a fanfic. *rubs eyes* I dreamed that my friend P, who is a guy, and Minsc got married.
Yes, married.
With P all decked up in a white dress, veil and lots of flowers. And Edwin was there and he was crying in the punch because P was wearing a much prettier dress than he and complaining about not being able to afford breast enlargement
, and Haer'Dalis was trying to get into Anomens pants.
A good party was had by all, and Kelsey announced that he was gay now
and proceeded in snogging Cernd on the altar as the happy newly-weds kissed.
No more shrimp-flavored crisps for me
. I can't wait to tell P.
//.coyo.
