wow, didn't realize you were all so bitter. I guess "uncle's" trips to stadiums weren't quite so fun for you guys. don't let a little underage molestation deter you. You can get over your fears and painful memories and partake in global society once more.
No, not really, I just can't imagine why you all would hate it so much.
yes, andyr, we are an unstoppable wave of hooligans, and we will sweep you up, forever becoming a billion + 1 (like some kind of mutated swamp version of the flinstone kids, hahahaha).
anyway, I didn't mean to piss everybody off, I just thought in complicated times, with a lot of mistrust and misinformation winging it's way around the world, sometimes something as simple as a football match can help remind us of what we share. It's bit idealistic and naive, but sometimes that's not such a bad thing. So I'll restate it for everyone, loud and proud,
'ave a 'appy World Cup, everybody
ancora tu, il grande!!