Hi! Newguy here.
I had been sorta kinda lurking on and off for a couple of weeks now wondering just what in the stinken frell you guys are talking about. But now EPIPHANY! A topic I know something about. Pissing. And I have the shoes to prove it! Oh, right....and the floor.
There have been some circumstances in my life in which I, a male, was required to sit no matter what the expulsion was to be. Look up; "Military Service", "Boot Camp", "USMC" and stuff like that. Hey! The military prizes clean, dry floors & highly polished boots/shoes.
Then there was this scene from a movie starring Jack Nicholson about a guy who just retired when his wife dies. Anybody see that one? Excellent water extraction scene! OK, so it wasn't an extraction. Unless you take into consideration his new found freedom.
Now I'm not sure what I'm talking about.