Borsook, it's spring here. We only get snow in the highest mountains of the south-eastern states in winter. I would have been confused by your eagerness to leap out into the snow in a wtf? sort of way, but knowing that you despise umbrellas, all becomes clear. I bet you like hiking.
I know it's time for a new thread because my eyes are refusing to read any of Sorrow's further comments, and Notasophist is not making any sense to me. I'm usually quite good at detecting irony and humour, but I'm sad to say, I just don't understand.