Vomiting will only be frowned upon if done publicly. The ability to remove oneself from the Arena on the advent of puking is an important skill to master, as it preserves both the dignity of the hurler and the ambience for the rest of us.
At the suggestion of Eral, Bowling will now be included in the skill portion of the competition. Points will be awarded for all pins knocked down, however pins knocked down in your own lane will count for double. Strikes will not be counted as it is a well recognised fact that any Strike occuring after the consumption of 4 or more alcoholic beverages is sheer bloody luck and has absolutly nothing to do with skill.
At the suggestion of my friend, with whom I am currently sharing a sassy little verdelho, and in the spirit of all good communal drinking events, A Chat Up Competition will now also be included. The judging panel will consist of abstainers. Points will be awarded for originality, spontenaity and effectiveness. Lines will be rated on a scale of one to ten. Claiming to be the Sultan of Brunei and offering 30 billion dollars to get someone to sleep with you will NOT be considered a valid pick up line unless you can provide proof of identity, a certified bank cheque for 30 billion dollars, and tours of the bathroom on your private plane on request.