That's one way to get him to lose his enthusiasm for them.
I cannot stress this enough, Icelus, g-strings etc are only pretty on youthful bodies. I point to Madonna in that film about castaways that nearly ruined Guy Ritchie's career. And she works out.
Also, under no circumstances can you apply a female-only rule regarding them. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Of course, what's going to happen is we are going to run out of sunscreen and everyone will be wearing boardies and t-shirts anyway.
That Glain cooks desserts makes her frontrunner for cook. It's a tropical island: beer, dessert and a pool, what more do we need?
(We can make a roster of slaves kitchen assistants for you: anyone making dessert should always be treated with respect.It would also cement your claim on the villa: you'll need a good kitchen.)