<Walks up in front of blackboard and glances around shyly. Notices two guys in back shooting spitballs at everyone else. Coughs.>
Hi, I'm Kuemper.
<dead silence from other people. guys stop spitting.>
'Hi,' says Bons, waving a hand and giving me a smile. <I wave back. I think she's sweet.>
I'm from Newfoundland, Canada.
<Insert Newfie jokes here, fellow canucks>
Originally from Iowa. (that's below Minnesota and above Missouri, you simian ingrates.) I live with my first husband, Empath. I found this forum after seeing people had split off from Forgotten Wars. My first mod was Flirt Paks, then Kelsey, Getting-Rid-of-Anomen, Dungeon-be-Gone, and Solaufein.
<Notices rest of class is back doing what they were doing before I showed up. Pushes onward.>
I'm a writer and have been for 26 years. Watch out for me in FanFic. My parttime job is Domestic Engineering Supervisor. I like reading, playing D&D, AD&D, IE games and The Sims. I *think* I have Alzheimer's...maybe, can't remember... <a few people laugh>. Anyway, I got connected to the net after an eight year absence, so pardon me for not knowing WTF I'm doing. <direct last comment to Andyr> I'm reading this forum to break up my online comic habit and to check on Cailean's progress. Note I haven't posted there yet. <Go, girls, go!>
So, anyway, what I'm trying to say is: is it me, or does Weimer look too much like John Carmack with black hair?
<Sits back in chair near front, feeling the heated, laserbeam stares from modders in the back. Turns and decides the stack of pancakes looks particularly viscious. Bons, St. Josephine and Kismet talk about seizing power from Compton and running a totally girls-only forum>
Leaning over toward them, I whisper, "So, Bons is Blossom, St. J. is Buttercup and Kismet is Bubbles. Does that mean Compton is Professor and the pirate pancake is Mojo-Jojo?" <all five stare at my rudeness.>
What? This isn't PowerPuff Girls? PPG? Ya get it?!?"
<pirate pancake shoves a cutlass between its stacks and leaps off the chair.>
Exit. Stage Left.