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Miscellany, Inc. => Ensign First Class Blather => Topic started by: Joe on February 17, 2006, 06:34:32 PM
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Simply vote for the option in your gender category.
And discuss!
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Well what kind do you gals like? What kind do you guys like?
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Typically, porn makes me laugh -- a la Somethingawful. ESPECIALLY Somethingawful.
Dr. Drew says: Porn is unnatural.
Or did he say unhealthy? One of the two. Damn him.
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Just straight and lesbian films for me. Not into any of that weird stuff.
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i should probably be embarrassed to admit this but, at the age of 53, i have never seen any porn.
so, tell me, am i missing out on anything good?
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Probably nothing so good that it would have changed your life.
There's at least one book listing movies you should make a point of seeing before you die, and I'm willing to bet that not one title it mentions is a porn flick (though some might be racy).
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There's at least one book listing movies you should make a point of seeing before you die, and I'm willing to bet that not one title it mentions is a porn flick (though some might be racy).
Debbie Does Dallas was a landmark piece of American Cinema. >:( It is a life altering experience and everyone needs to see it at least once.
I've actually never seen it
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Sometimes I don't want to watch porn ever again as long as I live. Other times.. That changes ;)
My tastes change as the wind does blow.
Not that I'm a connoisseur or anything.
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There's at least one book listing movies you should make a point of seeing before you die, and I'm willing to bet that not one title it mentions is a porn flick (though some might be racy).
Debbie Does Dallas was a landmark piece of American Cinema. >:( It is a life altering experience and everyone needs to see it at least once.
I've actually never seen it
Drew, do you have any idea how inconvinient it is to copy the small text, open Microsoft Word, paste the text, then boot up the size a whole bunch?
Very.
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You can always just click quote and read it there. :P
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I always just copy-paste it into the address bar. Works fine.
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Even having to do that is a minor annoyance that *one could do without. I mean, sure, as a writing device used sparingly, tiny text can be **hilarious, but like anything, it gets stale when overdone.
*Meaning me.
**Okay, so not all that hilarious. Also note the footnote with normal-sized text, so no one has to waste X fractions of a second of their life by copying and pasting it.
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I use notepad, it loads quicker than Word.
As for porn, my gender is not listed so I can't vote :P
And it depends how I feel. ALthough I admit that half the time when I watch it I'm watching for the HILLARIOUSLY bad dialogue. Which far too much porn lacks. It's sadly the best part.
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i should probably be embarrassed to admit this but, at the age of 53, i have never seen any porn.
so, tell me, am i missing out on anything good?
nah the real deal is far more enjoyable. But its a good thing to get uyou warmed up though. ;)
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As for porn, my gender is not listed so I can't vote :P
Well at least Drew doesn't need to feel bad about stuffing up his poll, Joe did too. Polls are obviously harder to make than people think.
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Watchin porn is like when I used to dance. it gets the blood flowin, gets you excited and than you pounce on your mate for an all nighter
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As for porn, my gender is not listed so I can't vote :P
Well at least Drew doesn't need to feel bad about stuffing up his poll, Joe did too. Polls are obviously harder to make than people think.
There are only two genders. So how have I screwed up this poll?
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What about androgynous, intersexual and transexual?
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I wonder if Jyzabyl would be shocked to discover that PPG hasn't yet been shut for failing to demand PROOF OF AGE in this thread.
(Comedy source: here (http://forums.spellholdstudios.net/index.php?showtopic=18749).)
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What about androgynous, intersexual and transexual?
Androgyny has nothing to do with gender. It has to do with masculinity and femininity. A person with both male and female sexual organs does not belong to his or her own gender. Transsexuality is not a gender but refers to people who believe they are the opposite sex than the one they were born as.
But you know why none of that matters? The title of the thread only includes men and women; it does not matter if 50 genders exist, I only chose to ask the members of two genders. If you don't believe that you are a man or a woman, don't vote. I wasn't asking you.
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I wonder if Jyzabyl would be shocked to discover that PPG hasn't yet been shut for failing to demand PROOF OF AGE in this thread.
(Comedy source: here (http://forums.spellholdstudios.net/index.php?showtopic=18749).)
You didn't start the thread, so there's no need to.
(as a reference, my spam links here (http://forums.spellholdstudios.net/index.php?showtopic=19119) have survived for ten days before locking/editing, so some conspirational theory wouldn't be amiss).
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I've never met a woman who would admit to likeing porn. Guys usually say the do like porn but I suspect that some don't. OTOH when I went to the theater years ago to view the truly ground breaking movie "Deep Throat" there were at least as many women in the audience as men and a surprising number of senior females. Now maybe it was only that one showing but I doubt it.
Then again when women don't think they're being viewed they can get pretty raunchy. I've seen both writings on women's bathroom walls and photos of parties of and for females with male 'strippers' that were more than willing to go the extra mile (foot, inch?) to keep the crowd happy and involved.
I guess I'm saying that women tend to be more hypocritical about being prudes.
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I wonder if Jyzabyl would be shocked to discover that PPG hasn't yet been shut for failing to demand PROOF OF AGE in this thread.
(Comedy source: here (http://forums.spellholdstudios.net/index.php?showtopic=18749).)
I'm going to have to exclaim a certain disgust towards this post being created, and I am appauled by every concept of it, and take a clear distance from the creator.
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"But you know why none of that matters? The title of the thread only includes men and women; it does not matter if 50 genders exist, I only chose to ask the members of two genders. If you don't believe that you are a man or a woman, don't vote. I wasn't asking you."
for some reason, i like that.
porn's evolution from underside of a subculture (70's) to a multi million dollar more or less mainstream industry (today) is a fascinating part of modern american culture studies. Not to mention how it has played a part in the development of cultural psychology for several millenia (the word is greek, after all). It is also, like so much of life neither right nor wrong. The world isn't disneyland.
anybody here been to a bullfight? something of a similar thing, i think. although bullfighting has the slight edge of actually being a kind of artform - although some of the things that have flashed across my screen would suggest a certain physical artistry...
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I guess I'm saying that women tend to be more hypocritical about being prudes.
Two ideas.
1. You don't know a lot of women?
2. For women, being open about their interest in sexual activity usually invites a barrage of criticism. This might be a reason some women, particularly young women, are uncomfortable about expressing their sexuality and interest in sex. You know, they're sluts if they like talking about sex, and frigid if they don't.
Just something to think about.
I only chose to ask the members of two genders. If you don't believe that you are a man or a woman, don't vote. I wasn't asking you.
And so, you stuffed up your poll, by not accessing the widest possible group. Nobody understands validity anymore.
I don't know why it's so difficult for some people to admit they need to practise their poll-making. Is it a male-ego thing?
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And so, you stuffed up your poll, by not accessing the widest possible group. Nobody understands validity anymore.
I wasn't trying to access the widest possible group, I was trying to get answers from men and women. Maybe you chose not to read another post of mine in this thread, but I don't care about the answers of anyone else. I did not make a mistake; I constructed the poll exactly as I intended.
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Introducing alternate gender identities would probably just fuck up the poll results, since most people would select them as a joke.
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Drew, I know it's hard for you, because you are a details man, but really, it's just a poll. Next time you'll do better.
I'll stop teasing you about it now, as it's clear there are deeper issues at work, and nobody likes having a pointy stick poked into those.
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Uh, Eral, I wasn't trying to defend my poll, here. In fact, I stated that my poll was spurious nonsense in its title. :) On the other hand, I do disagree with the insensitivity in which the gender issue was adressed by our pollsters in this thread, but I do feel that if they added alternate gender selections like hermaphrodite, transgender, and the like that people would improperly use them because they thought they were funny, thus derailing any attempt to answer the question posed. The question is an interesting one, too. I would like to see if woman really hate porn like the stereotypes say they do. If the direction of this poll is any indication, I'd have to say that the answer is no, but we don't have enough votes to form a legitimate statistical judgement on the matter just yet.
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Another good thread down the tiolet because of stupid nit picks.
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Another good thread down the tiolet because of stupid nit picks.
So what scenes are your favorites? Sexual act-wise.
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Another good thread down the tiolet because of stupid nit picks.
So what scenes are your favorites? Sexual act-wise.
I would get embarrassed if I told you.
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I have a hard time imagining you embarrassed. We'd never know if anyone was telling the truth, in any case (would we?).
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Oh BR, you know you love it when we give you opportunities to make dry cutting comments and add supercilious smileys. Don't be cross.
Drew. We already have proof that at least one person has been unable to contribute to the poll because of a lack of options. Intersexual and transgender members may add an interesting control group, allowing us to discuss whether gender or identity/ identity training are factors in attitudes to porn. And to not put in an option because someone might not take it seriously, umm, it's a poll. How do you know anyone is taking it seriously? You don't.
I rest my case.
Andyr, I believe that's an open invitation to BR to get direct! Aren't you worried about the Dwarven Moderator disapproving?
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I would get embarrassed if I told you.
We won't make fun. :(
Eral: I really don't care about the pornographic preferences of "transgendered" and intersexuals.
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I think the thread already has the potential to be fairly risque (plus accent, though I don't know the keyboard shortcut for that) though I trust BR would not post anything too likely to cross the line.
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:D
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Inside Deep Throat (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418753/)
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>:( :-Zzz
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Facials
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I've never seen Deep Throat. I'm intrigued by anyone named "Fenton," however.
BR, Facials!?
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Did I say that? I didn't imply I liked them, I umm just threw the word out there.
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Any time someone says facials, I think bukkake. Goggles and bowl and all. Then I throw up a little bit in my mouth.
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Did I say that? I didn't imply I liked them, I umm just threw the word out there.
Sure you did. ;)
And yes, bukkake is disgusting. That is quite different from your average facial, however.
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Make sure you swallow. ;)
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If a girl swallows, that's sexy.
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;)
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Well it is!
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Well I guess some men prefer that to her face taking on an expression of utter disgust, followed swiftly by a leap to the sink where she spits numerous times, shouting "My god! That's revolting!"
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Swallow, don't spit. Protien is good.
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It's sexy because it's like...an acceptance of part of the guy. I'd have no problem doing the same for her.
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Look, all I'm going to say is this: it really hurts when it gets in your eyes and it takes forever to wash out of your hair. Thus, swallowing is preferable. Ganbatte! It's no worse than eating an oyster.
Actually, I hate oysters. They're disgusting. But whatever.
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You all seriously scare me.
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Hahahahaha. :D
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Look, all I'm going to say is this: it really hurts when it gets in your eyes and it takes forever to wash out of your hair. Thus, swallowing is preferable. Ganbatte! It's no worse than eating an oyster.
Actually, I hate oysters. They're disgusting. But whatever.
Stings like hell in the eyes. Better make sure your aim is good, if he knows what's good for him. Teeth can be sharp. ;)
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:o
<gagging violently
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Geez, I leave a few weeks, and you lads and lasses start talking about pr0n.
Pr0n is nice. I like pr0n. Especially gay pr0n. What can I say? I'm a lass; the more guys, the better ;D
On the spit or swallow. Depends on the guy and what he ate/drunk. Though I have to admit that military rations do wonders for the taste of protein shakes ;)
Take care!
luv & hugs
The Drow
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Pr0n is nice. I like pr0n. Especially gay pr0n. What can I say? I'm a lass; the more guys, the better ;D
This is interesting, because it seems that guys are far more likely to watch lesbian porn than females are to watch gay porn.
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Not into gay boys going at it. I'd rather see girls go at it since it fits my orientation. ;)
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This is interesting, because it seems that guys are far more likely to watch lesbian porn than females are to watch gay porn.
Hmm, I can't really say since I'm hanging around lasses who like two hot lads in bed together. But that also might be because I'm a slash writer and bound to mostly know lasses that like m/m action.
Take care!
luv & hugs
The Drow
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Not into gay boys going at it. I'd rather see girls go at it since it fits my orientation. ;)
*grins* Uh-huh. I'm flexible that way, so yeah. I can truly say I'm a s*** when it comes to that. But then, I'm more curious about stuff I can't experience myself, which sort of cancels out the f/m and the f/f.
Take care!
luv & hugs
The Drow
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i think i am too old for this thread LOL :-[
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Let's start one on hot chocolate vs tea before bedtime.
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Geez, I leave a few weeks, and you lads and lasses start talking about pr0n.
Pr0n is nice. I like pr0n. Especially gay pr0n. What can I say? I'm a lass; the more guys, the better ;D
On the spit or swallow. Depends on the guy and what he ate/drunk. Though I have to admit that military rations do wonders for the taste of protein shakes ;)
I've heard that a guy can really improve his home-made protien shake by drinking some pineapple juice or fruit punch before serving. :)
Oh, and also I heard (in the guys' locker room, which automatically builds suspicion of accuracy) that it's been proven that women who swallow often are much less likely to get cancer* that women who do not swallow.
I'm into all kinds of things :) You'll get no specifics from me here, though. Other than that I too am guilty of favoring lesbian porn over gay male porn. I've actually never seen gay male porn. Weird, huh?
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Not into gay boys going at it. I'd rather see girls go at it since it fits my orientation. ;)
Are you a lesbian or bisexual?
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Let's start one on hot chocolate vs tea before bedtime.
Tea, please. With honey.
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I've heard that a guy can really improve his home-made protien shake by drinking some pineapple juice or fruit punch before serving. :)
Oh, and also I heard (in the guys' locker room, which automatically builds suspicion of accuracy) that it's been proven that women who swallow often are much less likely to get cancer* that women who do not swallow.
I'm into all kinds of things :) You'll get no specifics from me here, though. Other than that I too am guilty of favoring lesbian porn over gay male porn. I've actually never seen gay male porn. Weird, huh?
Don't know about the pineapple juice or fruit punch. I know that asperagus is a nono :-X
And you're excused, luv. You're a guy *pets* In fact, you gave the standard answer I usually have reserved for the lads that ask me why I like gay male pr0n. Same reason why the lads like two lasses getting it on *grins*
Take care!
luv & hugs
The Drow
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Hot chocolate! Or a very strange mixture of chocolate, cappuccino and a lot of sugar. I don't mind caffeine.
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Hot chocolate! Or a very strange mixture of chocolate, cappuccino and a lot of sugar. I don't mind caffeine.
That sounds good but not before bed. I'd be up all night. :(
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Hot chocolate! Or a very strange mixture of chocolate, cappuccino and a lot of sugar. I don't mind caffeine.
Wow. You women sure are picky. Perhaps I should be taking notes?
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Milk, eggs, asparagus, cheese -- all bad. BAD.
I've heard the same thing about pineapple juice. I'd imagine that not all fruits would be helpful though. I have my doubts about apple and grape juice doing anything beneficial. Especially since apple juice has the horrible quality of being dehydrating. Dehydration pushes the potentency level up considerable. Boo to that.
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A little birdie told me that vegetarians taste better.
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::)
Vegans..
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Hot chocolate! Or a very strange mixture of chocolate, cappuccino and a lot of sugar. I don't mind caffeine.
That sounds good but not before bed. I'd be up all night. :(
I can even drink a Red Bull and fall asleep immediately afterwards. I seem to be immune to caffeine.
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I had to change to herbal tea, because the caffeine in Real tea was keeping me awake. Nice work on the metabolism, Evaine Dian.
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Hot Chocolate is clearly the superior pre-bed beverage
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Here's something i found: ;D
(http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/3556/proof4kg.th.jpg) (http://img46.imageshack.us/my.php?image=proof4kg.jpg)
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Not into gay boys going at it. I'd rather see girls go at it since it fits my orientation. ;)
Are you a lesbian or bisexual?
Bisexual.
And I have a feeling what your next question is so yes I have had a threesome.
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Study shows 90 % of Forum goers don't really care. Really.
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How many forum members regularly check EFCB, though? 10% of forum goers caring about this thread is actually staggeringly high. :P
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Here's something i found: ;D
Here's mine (http://tinyurl.com/m54v2) :D
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How many forum members regularly check EFCB, though? 10% of forum goers caring about this thread is actually staggeringly high. :P
More than you know...more than you know.
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Makes me wonder if the drug companies are gonna come out with a synthetic version. Perscription only, I'm sure. ;)
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ECFB, now in tablet form for easy digestion!
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Bisexual.
And I have a feeling what your next question is so yes I have had a threesome.
Teehee. Nah, I wasn't going to ask that one. Which gender do you prefer?
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Here's something i found: ;D
Umm. Yay?!
Broad studies are hilarious like that.
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Yup
BR: Now we are talking threesoms, another research I read about came to the conclusion that porn does infact prolong a mans ability to hold an erection, and boosts his sperm in numerous ways. The best kind of porn for this "training" is watching a threesome, two men, one woman. Now you guys know ;)
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Bisexual.
And I have a feeling what your next question is so yes I have had a threesome.
Teehee. Nah, I wasn't going to ask that one. Which gender do you prefer?
Not going to say other than both sexs have their specialities. ;)
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Bisexual.
And I have a feeling what your next question is so yes I have had a threesome.
Teehee. Nah, I wasn't going to ask that one. Which gender do you prefer?
Not going to say other than both sexs have their specialities. ;)
Tssss. ;)
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I think I said more than enough. :D
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Okay new question for all the ladies: Anal, yes or no?
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Okay new question for all the ladies: Anal, yes or no?
There is a song on the Springsteen album "Devils and Dust" that asks that question but it's never answered. I'd be leery. From what I read the anus is not designed for intercourse and there is a risk of severely injuring the partner. Of course if she gives approval then who am I do say "nay"? :o
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Okay new question for all the ladies: Anal, yes or no?
:P
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Bisexual.
And I have a feeling what your next question is so yes I have had a threesome.
Teehee. Nah, I wasn't going to ask that one. Which gender do you prefer?
Not going to say other than both sexs have their specialities. ;)
Tssss. ;)
The hardness of a male, rough and rugged good looks.
The softness, fine curves of a women, we also know our bodies well. ;)
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:P
Well!
The hardness of a male, rough and rugged good looks.
The softness, fine curves of a women, we also know our bodies well. ;)
Teeheeheheehhe. Okay, when with a woman, do you go with what nature gave you or do you go industrial?
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This is not a cybersex forum.