Posted by: shiroryu
« on: February 08, 2008, 02:12:17 PM »"I suggest we begin walking towards where these... stones... will tell us what to do?" added Jaheira, pointedly ignoring the jibe.
"They must be Miniature Giant Space Stones, Boo thinks..." remarked Minsc.
Asana walked towards the nearest stone, bickering party in tow - and one of the stone's eyes lit up.
"AH SHIT...CALL TECH SUPPORT, THE OTHER HEADLIGHT AIN'T WORKING!!" boomed a voice. The party sweatdropped. A series of rumbled mutterings followed..."WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TURN IT OFF AND ON AGAIN?? IT IT WAS THAT SIMPLE...oh, it's working now...yes, yes, thank you. Thank you, Raju from Bangalore."
"Now...let's see...the Prophecy of Alaundo, page 456, paragraph 3..."
"AND WHEN THE CHILDREN OF BHALL WALK THE EARTH, THE FLESH GOLEM SHALL LIE DOWN WITH THE PALADIN.."
Jan twitched. "Hey, that's my line!"
"OOPS. WRONG ONE. THIS MUST BE IT:
NAY CHILD OF BHAAL, DESPAIR NOT, THE SCREECHY ONE IS NOT YOUR ONLY OPTION,
THY BUT MUST WAIT AND YOU WILL MEET DARK POETRY WITH TACTICAL COMBAT,
A WISPY ACCOUNTANT THY MUST RESCUE FROM CRAZED WENCH,
OR WAIT FOR MORE LOVERS TO COME OFF THE BENCH."
<TBC>
"They must be Miniature Giant Space Stones, Boo thinks..." remarked Minsc.
Asana walked towards the nearest stone, bickering party in tow - and one of the stone's eyes lit up.
"AH SHIT...CALL TECH SUPPORT, THE OTHER HEADLIGHT AIN'T WORKING!!" boomed a voice. The party sweatdropped. A series of rumbled mutterings followed..."WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TURN IT OFF AND ON AGAIN?? IT IT WAS THAT SIMPLE...oh, it's working now...yes, yes, thank you. Thank you, Raju from Bangalore."
"Now...let's see...the Prophecy of Alaundo, page 456, paragraph 3..."
"AND WHEN THE CHILDREN OF BHALL WALK THE EARTH, THE FLESH GOLEM SHALL LIE DOWN WITH THE PALADIN.."
Jan twitched. "Hey, that's my line!"
"OOPS. WRONG ONE. THIS MUST BE IT:
NAY CHILD OF BHAAL, DESPAIR NOT, THE SCREECHY ONE IS NOT YOUR ONLY OPTION,
THY BUT MUST WAIT AND YOU WILL MEET DARK POETRY WITH TACTICAL COMBAT,
A WISPY ACCOUNTANT THY MUST RESCUE FROM CRAZED WENCH,
OR WAIT FOR MORE LOVERS TO COME OFF THE BENCH."
<TBC>