EasyTutu available. More info on the BG1Tutu page.
Yes it can be DLed here http://project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html
It's generally more along the lines of:'Of course I've done my homework, Sir, I've just forgotten it.'Which generally translates as: I started it, got bored, played some BG, fell asleep.
I think it's a common syndrome amongst gamers
I like to think I have a life...but I'm just kidding myself