I hope these are the right size.
When I was a child, I had the reputation of a mudmonster. If there was a bough, a creek, a pond or a large puddle anywhere near me, it was sure that I would fall into it. There was no getting away from it. So here is me, a full grown mud monster (with a mineral earth mask, not after falling into the rain barrel, this time.
This one was my Hallowe'en avatar.
And here it has dried. I have scales!
And here is me, this summer in Berlin. (Behold my awesome Matrix glasses. They are even more awesome because they have optical lenses which I need, and I thus have an excuse for wearing them inside should I be unable to find my normal glasses in by bag.) This was in my parents' hotel room. I was not in the hotel. My parents dumped me at my sister's place, where I had to sleep on an army field bed, in a bedroll. At least I had free access to the Internet that way. That even makes it worth getting a kiss by the cold nose of my sister's dog (he's a Dobermann) in the morning.