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Weird lyrics/frases and other weird words
« on: April 19, 2004, 09:41:50 AM »
Sometimes you listen to a song on radio/cd/internet and you hear something you firts think you misunderstood. But when you hear this song for the second you hear that you where right the first time.
Or that you're reading something on the net and then think by yourself: "WTF is this?"

Post them here !!!

P.S: Make please a note where to find the text so others can check it, and it makes sure you don't made them up.

EDIT: Liptwisters are also allowed (JEEJ !!!)
« Last Edit: April 19, 2004, 04:18:22 PM by Nesquaam »
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Re: Weird lyrics/frases and other weird words
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2004, 09:45:48 AM »
Here are allready two off them:

"We are the future the 21st century dyslexic glue sniffing cyber sluts, with homicidal minds and handguns."
-Papa Roach- 'Tightrope' http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/papa-roach/104500.html

And:

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
-Don't know where I found it, when someone does, please tell me-
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Re: Weird lyrics/frases and other weird words
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2004, 09:58:37 AM »
Where Queen end the song One Vision with the words 'Fried chicken'
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Re: Weird lyrics/frases and other weird words
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2004, 01:05:12 PM »
Here are allready two off them:

"We are the future the 21st century dyslexic glue sniffing cyber sluts, with homicidal minds and handguns."
-Papa Roach- 'Tightrope' http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/papa-roach/104500.html

And:

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
-Don't know where I found it, when someone does, please tell me-


That would be Wynnona Ryder in the movie 'Heathers'.
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Re: Weird lyrics/frases and other weird words
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2004, 02:08:12 PM »
I'm not sure if this counts, but in the song 'Twilight Zone' by Golden Earring, I swear there's a line in the chorus that says, "My eagels can't moo at the moon and stars." I have no idea what the actual lyrics are and have yet to find the person that can decipher them.
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Re: Weird lyrics/frases and other weird words
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2004, 02:39:42 PM »

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
-Don't know where I found it, when someone does, please tell me-


That would be Wynnona Ryder in the movie 'Heathers'.

Actually it's the head Heather in the movie "Heathers", not Wynona Ryder.
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Re: Weird lyrics/frases and other weird words
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2004, 02:43:44 PM »
Quite a few System of a Down tracks have bizarre lyrics, a good example:

DDevil
Plagiarized existence exist,
Among the writers of the word,
Shake your spear at Shakespeare,
Shake your spear at Shakespeare,

Loud and noisy,
Strong refrigerators,
Gaining independence,
Gaining independence,

Stupid people do stupid things,
Smart people outsmart each other,
Then themselves, then themselves,
Then themselves, then themselves,

Take me down there,
Photographic relapse,
People feeding frenzy,
The devil is so lovely,

(Operatic)

My blue moon rivets in exits,
Forewarned customary spirits,
By myself, by myself,
By myself, by myself,

Take me down there,
Photographic relapse,
People feeding frenzy,
The devil is so lovely,

Take me down there,
Photographic relapse,
People feeding frenzy,
The devil is so lovely.

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Re: Weird lyrics/frases and other weird words
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2004, 03:44:49 PM »
 Am the Walrus

I am he
As you are he
As you are me
And we are all together.
See how they run
Like pigs from a gun
See how they fly. Im crying.
Sitting on a cornflake - waiting for the van to come.
Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody
Tuesday man you been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long.
I am the eggman oh, they are the eggman -
Oh I am the walrus GOO GOO GJOOB.
Mr. City policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row,
See how they fly
Like Lucy in the sky
See how they run. Im crying - Im crying Im crying.
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye.
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic
Priestess boy you been a naughty girl,
You let your knickers down.
I am the eggman oh, they are the eggmen -
Oh I am the walrus. GOO GOO GJOOB.
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun,
If the sun dont come, you get a tan from
Standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, oh, they are the eggmen -
Oh I am the walrus. GJOOB, GGOO, GJOOB.
Expert texpert choking smokers
Dont you think the joker laughs at you? Ha ha ha!
See how they smile,
Like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied. Im crying.
Semoline pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Khrishna
Man you should have seen the kick in Edgar Allen Poe.
I am the eggman oh, they are they eggmen -
Oh I am the walrus GOO GOO GOO JOOB
GOO GOO GOO JOOB GOO GOO
GOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOB.

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Re: Weird lyrics/frases and other weird words
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2004, 04:23:11 PM »
I'm not sure if this counts, but in the song 'Twilight Zone' by Golden Earring, I swear there's a line in the chorus that says, "My eagels can't moo at the moon and stars." I have no idea what the actual lyrics are and have yet to find the person that can decipher them.

Found it: "My beacon's been moved under moon and star."

-http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/goldenearring.shtml-

But you had a nice little variation
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Re: Weird lyrics/frases and other weird words
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2004, 04:24:11 PM »
This one is also from "Twilight zone".

"Where are my pajamas 'cos I'm going to fart?"

Same link as in the last post.
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Re: Weird lyrics/frases and other weird words
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2004, 08:14:40 PM »

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
-Don't know where I found it, when someone does, please tell me-


That would be Wynnona Ryder in the movie 'Heathers'.

Actually it's the head Heather in the movie "Heathers", not Wynona Ryder.



I knew that! I swear I did! Actually, I knew it came from that movie and I had a fifty/fifty shot of getting it right. It was either a Heather or a Veronica. It's been a while since I have seen that movie.



And thank you for the actual lyrics! Although, I've been singing my version for nearly ten years now, it might be a hard habit to break.
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