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Vote best Sig!

discharger12
1 (4%)
Tinuviel
3 (12%)
Grim Squeaker
7 (28%)
Shodan
4 (16%)
Queen_Akasha
3 (12%)
Alarielle
2 (8%)
Ghreyfain
4 (16%)
Jester
1 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 24

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Offline SimDing0™

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Re: Best Sig *Nominations*
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2004, 05:45:57 AM »
I fear none of your sigs conform to SlidMang0's sig guidelines, reposted for your viewing pleasure.

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1) Think big. Everyone knows bigger is better. If you have trouble finding material, open a BMP file in notepad and copy some stuff over.
2) Sigs should be as deeply meaningful as possible. An easy way to have a provocative and meaningful sig is to plagiarise some song lyrics or poetry.
3) Quotes help along. Quoting people, especially those relatively high-profile in the community, will make you look like you're part of the in-crowd. Mis-quoting them is even better.
4) Links are essential. You should link to as many mods as possible, and ideally claim to be involved with all of them as well.
5) Pictures are a useful addition. If you can fill up your sig with two or more huge banners, or various pointless animated things, you will look extremely cool and instantly gain respect within the community.
6) If all else fails, steal someone else's sig. This one goes without saying, really.

(Disclaimer: If anyone actually DOES any of this, they will be shot.)

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Re: Best Sig *Nominations*
« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2004, 06:32:01 AM »
Well, I am kind of quoting. I got the beer one from my brother and Dave's not here is from Cheech and Chong.

“Who is it?”
“It’s me, Dave. Open up man. I’ve got the stuff.”
“Who is it?”
“It’s me, Dave, man. Open up. I’ve got the stuff.”
“Who?”
“It’s Dave, man. Open up. I think the cops saw me come in here.”
“Who is it?”
“It’s, it’s Dave, man. Will you open up? I’ve got the stuff with me.”
“Who?”
“Dave, man. Open up.”
“Dave?”
“Yeah, Dave. Come on man. Open up. I think the cops saw me.”
“Dave’s not here.”
“Open up the door! It’s Dave.”
“Who?”
“Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddamned door?”
“Dave?”
“Yeah, Dave!”
“Dave?”
“Right man, Dave. Now, will you open up the door?”
“Dave’s not here.”
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Re: Best Sig *Nominations*
« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2004, 10:02:50 AM »
Sim, you forgot to add to plagiarizing: make sure you misspell or misquote the most prominent word in said quote.  ::)
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Re: Best Sig *Nominations*
« Reply #28 on: April 15, 2004, 10:59:52 AM »
For once my sig is actually vaguely witty, I'm impressed with myself! ;)
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Re: Best Sig *Nominations*
« Reply #29 on: April 15, 2004, 03:41:29 PM »
For once my sig is actually vaguely witty, I'm impressed with myself! ;)

I like it quite a bit too. If there is any room at the end, I'll add you :)

I just don't want to make it unfair by nominating everyone.

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Re: Best Sig *Nominations*
« Reply #30 on: April 15, 2004, 07:06:36 PM »
Mine of course. I thought it up on my own. My attempt to make poem.
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Per me si va nell eterno dolore.
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Re: Best Sig *Nominations*
« Reply #31 on: April 15, 2004, 07:35:19 PM »
Mine of course. I thought it up on my own. My attempt to make poem.

Is Lilith your name?

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Re: Best Sig *Nominations*
« Reply #32 on: April 15, 2004, 07:39:41 PM »
Adams first wife who later became a demon. Also may be the first vampire or the creator of vampires.
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Re: Best Sig *Nominations*
« Reply #33 on: April 15, 2004, 07:50:45 PM »
Isn't that who the Lilith Fair was named after?
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Re: Best Sig
« Reply #34 on: April 15, 2004, 11:54:48 PM »
What are you saying? I'm not good enough?  ;)

I'm sorry but you're just not my type...

How cruel Grim >:(   You didn't have the guts to dump him in person, so you did it online, how low can you get ;D




Back on topic: Queen Akasha's sig is pretty good too.

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Re: Best Sig *Nominations*
« Reply #35 on: April 16, 2004, 01:09:15 AM »
Oooo!  I likey Shodan's siggy.  It's funny  :D
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Re: Best Sig *Nominations*
« Reply #36 on: April 16, 2004, 06:29:43 AM »
Isn't that who the Lilith Fair was named after?

Yes.

From man's sweat and God's love, beer came into the world. -Saint Arnold

Over this odd world, this half the world that's dark now, I have to hunt a thing that lives on tears. -The Silence of the Lambs

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Re: Best Sig *Nominations*
« Reply #37 on: April 16, 2004, 06:40:53 AM »
Oooo!  I likey Shodan's siggy.  It's funny  :D

Queen-Akasha and Shodan added

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Re: Best Sig *Nominations*
« Reply #38 on: April 16, 2004, 06:51:15 AM »
I finally got the Dave clip on the web but now I can't add it to the sig because of the limit.
And here's something my friend sent me that I would add if I could. It's Dean Martin. He's smashed the entire time he's singing.
http://nierwen.tripod.com/_.mp3
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Re: Best Sig *Nominations*
« Reply #39 on: April 16, 2004, 07:40:58 AM »
It's Dean Martin. He's smashed the entire time he's singing.
http://nierwen.tripod.com/_.mp3


Is this the drunken live version of Sam's Song?  Coz I love that...
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Re: Best Sig *Nominations*
« Reply #40 on: April 16, 2004, 08:33:56 AM »
No, it isn't. But I can get my friend to find it and I'll send it to you if you want.
From man's sweat and God's love, beer came into the world. -Saint Arnold

Over this odd world, this half the world that's dark now, I have to hunt a thing that lives on tears. -The Silence of the Lambs

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Re: Best Sig *Nominations*
« Reply #41 on: April 17, 2004, 09:16:49 PM »
Nominations end April 19th.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2004, 04:08:47 PM by discharger12 »

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Re: Best Sig *Nominations*
« Reply #42 on: April 19, 2004, 04:30:45 PM »
In about 4 hours nominations end. Get them in fast!

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Re: Best Sig *Nominations*
« Reply #43 on: April 19, 2004, 08:58:30 PM »
The nominations have finally ended.. vote now!

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Re: Best Sig *Please Vote*
« Reply #44 on: April 20, 2004, 10:34:45 AM »
Nobody loves my sig. :(

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Re: Best Sig *Please Vote*
« Reply #45 on: April 20, 2004, 10:35:42 AM »
Obviously Shodan's tribute to Shodan (which I wrote for him) is the best, runied only by the obnoxious banner located just underneath it.  All hail Shodan, goddess of AI!
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Re: Best Sig *Please Vote*
« Reply #46 on: April 20, 2004, 11:29:08 AM »
I voted Shodan because I have to support a fellow Dutchie (LOL)

No, for real, I think it's just darn funny. ;D
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Re: Best Sig *Please Vote*
« Reply #47 on: April 20, 2004, 11:56:38 AM »
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side...
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Re: Best Sig *Please Vote*
« Reply #48 on: April 20, 2004, 01:36:10 PM »
Sim, still, having been banned from voting without being nominated, :P I must say this little essay should be a sig and a truism to stand the test of time. This would have been my favourite.;) My shrink doesn't allow me to vote for stuff that includes reproductive organs.

So sayeth the Sim:
1) Think big. Everyone knows bigger is better. If you have trouble finding material, open a BMP file in notepad and copy some stuff over.
2) Sigs should be as deeply meaningful as possible. An easy way to have a provocative and meaningful sig is to plagiarise some song lyrics or poetry.
3) Quotes help along. Quoting people, especially those relatively high-profile in the community, will make you look like you're part of the in-crowd. Mis-quoting them is even better.
4) Links are essential. You should link to as many mods as possible, and ideally claim to be involved with all of them as well.
5) Pictures are a useful addition. If you can fill up your sig with two or more huge banners, or various pointless animated things, you will look extremely cool and instantly gain respect within the community.
6) If all else fails, steal someone else's sig. This one goes without saying, really.
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Re: Best Sig *Please Vote*
« Reply #49 on: April 20, 2004, 04:57:43 PM »
I looked at Sim's "So sayeth the sim" speech and decided I better not put him in.. you know, he could have plagerized and all  ;D

Plus, Jester's shrink is in the right.