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Re: Drunken Banters? (Idea)
« Reply #75 on: May 13, 2004, 02:49:15 AM »
I knew there was a reason I didn't check this forum very often. :)

I wonder if a bowling mini-mod would appeal to anyone.  (har har, in jokes kick ass and take names)
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Re: Drunken Banters? (Idea)
« Reply #76 on: May 13, 2004, 12:16:47 PM »
Quote from: MageoftheSands on April 20, 2004, 07:14:24 PM
"I never wanted to be a sourcerer.  I wanted to be a lumberjack!"

Hey, could you have more than one picture next to the dialoge?  Have Minsc, Korgan, and Keldorn sing backup.  Or just Minsc, if you can have a Mounty version of his pic.

Howabout a discussion of favorite beers between Korgan and the PC?

or get jan drunk on turnip grog...

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Jan Jansen: Oh, woe is me, I hate my life!  Bugger this pitiful life of mine, as a thief-illusionist!  Sod it!  I want to be a....a....Paladin!

Jan Jansen: Oh, I'm a Paladin, and I'm okay,
I snore all night and I smite all day.

Shadow Thieves: He's a Paladin, and he's okay,
He snores all night and he smites all day.

Jan Jansen: I smite stinky orcs, I eat my lunch,
I go to the Outhouse.
If I'm out in the wide wilderness,
I just use a furry mouse.
 
Shadow Thieves: He smites stinky orcs, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the Outhouse.
If he's out in the wide wilderness,
He just uses a furry mouse.
 
Jan Jansen: I smite stinky orcs, I skip and jump,
I like to polish my stuff.
I put on ladies's clothing,
And watch other knights scream and huff.
 
Shadow Thieves: He smites stinky orcs, he skips and jumps,
He likes to polish his stuff.
He puts on women's clothing
And watch other knights scream and huff???????

Jan Jansen: I smite stinky orcs, I wear high heels,
Panties and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.
 
Shadow Thieves: He smites stinky orcs, he wears high heels
Panties and a .... a Bra????

Aerie(crying): I thought you were so rugged!

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And what's with all the turnips?
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Re: Drunken Banters? (Idea)
« Reply #77 on: May 13, 2004, 04:01:39 PM »
Please re-post that immediately in fanfic so it can be fawned upon by the masses!
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Re: Drunken Banters? (Idea)
« Reply #78 on: May 16, 2004, 09:08:26 PM »
If Minsic was drunk he'd talk like a normal person and we would find out that before his head wound all his mental scores we're around sixteen.
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Re: Drunken Banters? (Idea)
« Reply #79 on: May 16, 2004, 09:34:00 PM »
He was going to go to mage school ,but his parents forced him into rangerdom...
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Re: Drunken Banters? (Idea)
« Reply #80 on: May 24, 2004, 01:14:19 AM »
partially conversion, Minsc becames an archmage and somones boo as a familliar, then...then.
I figured skipping anights sleeep would yield drunk- like changes in writing but it just dosn't work...don't make a mod where the npcs get insomnia and banter. it wont work.
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Re: Drunken Banters? (Idea)
« Reply #81 on: June 02, 2004, 05:01:15 AM »
Where Minsc is from only women are allowed to become mages.
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Re: Drunken Banters? (Idea)
« Reply #82 on: June 02, 2004, 05:08:38 AM »
No.
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Re: Drunken Banters? (Idea)
« Reply #83 on: June 02, 2004, 02:55:45 PM »
I think female spellcasters (i.e mages, sorcerers, etc) aka the "Witches of Rashemen from where Minsc is from are highly regarded and honoured because of their role in liberating and defending Rashemen.....however there is no indication that males cannot be mages (unless it is stated in BG but that would be inaccurate information)
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Re: Drunken Banters? (Idea)
« Reply #84 on: June 02, 2004, 03:23:55 PM »
Indeed, all magical item creation in Rashemen is done by male spellcasters.
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Re: Drunken Banters? (Idea)
« Reply #85 on: August 04, 2004, 12:59:48 PM »
A drunk Korgan would, of course, turn into a real teddy bear...which would lead to a certain mini-lop arriving with lawyers, claiming that Korgan stole his New Year's gimmick.
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Re: Drunken Banters? (Idea)
« Reply #86 on: August 06, 2004, 12:17:06 PM »
..a drunk Korgan would also try to serenade Mazzy.  ;D
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Re: Drunken Banters? (Idea)
« Reply #87 on: August 27, 2004, 08:17:11 PM »
If mazzy's drunk enough she won't do much to stop him
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Re: Drunken Banters? (Idea)
« Reply #88 on: August 28, 2004, 02:23:47 AM »
Mazzy could never be that Drunk.

And now a drunk Sarevok.

The PC (will call him Eric), Sarevok and Imoen are sitting on a bench.

Sarevok: "Eric, I love you man" and then hugs his brother.
Eric: "your not geting another beer"
The warrior turns to Imoen.
Sarevok: "Imoen..."
Imoen: "Forget it Sarevok"
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Re: Drunken Banters? (Idea)
« Reply #89 on: August 28, 2004, 05:32:25 AM »
Well, it's up to the player to get them drunk really.

Random human walks by
Mazzy: "Yeah, what're you looking at tall-stuff!? You never seen a halfling PALADIN before??"
Human: "Halflings can't be Paladins, jerk!"
Mazzy: "My dreams have been shattered..." (cries)
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Re: Drunken Banters? (Idea)
« Reply #90 on: September 15, 2004, 08:19:53 AM »
Pity the poor tavern staff!

Minsc - He fought flying spiders from a cloudship, fearless Boo did!
Boo - Squeak!
Korgan - Argh, the bloody brewt's 'ad a wee too much Firewine!
Viconia - :rolls eyes:
Aerie - i.. think we've had all had enough...  don't you?
Edwin - The oafish lout can be mosht entretai- ender - amusing!
Minsc - Boo tell them you're a miniature giant space hamster!
Viconia -  Rivvil.
Minsc - :hiccup: See, his whiskers twitch an emphatic yes!
Viconia - :slumps onto table:
Aerie - i.. uh... r-really think we've had enough, t-time to call it a night...
Boo - Squeak!
Edwin - In the name of  all the Zulkirs at once... the hampshter DOES speak...
Korgan - Now the Thayvian girdle-wearer's fallen into his cups!
Aerie - Korgan, You... you're as mean as the bearded lady at the circus!
Korgan - Aye!  Though unlike you i don't shave!
Aerie - What!? But i- you!  Argh! 
Edwin - ...hampster... ...shpeaks...
Minsc - CHARNAME, why are you not unleashing a righteous butt-kicking at being called a loutish oaf?

CHARNAME
(1) - Never mind that, Minsc... what was Boo saying about the stars being made of crystal?
(2) - Aerie's right... i think with this round we should call it a night.
(3) - This is no place to paint the town red.  Speaking of which... Korgan you know that place down by the docks?
      Korgan - With the courtesans like illithids, flay your mind and then some?  Aye!
      CHARNAME - What say we head down there and... uh... Aerie, shouldn't you be helping Viconia to her room?

Seriously though, smashing idea.
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Re: Drunken Banters? (Idea)
« Reply #91 on: September 16, 2004, 10:02:27 PM »
OK, nobody has officially tried to start this mod. Well, actually i have. Over at FW. Fallen Demon just told me that this was here, so i figured i would tell everyone that i'm working on it. Permission to use your guys' ideas would be nice. END
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Re: Drunken Banters? (Idea)
« Reply #92 on: September 18, 2004, 12:22:44 AM »
I take it nobody cares? Ok, good. I didn't care anyways. ;D
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Re: Drunken Banters? (Idea)
« Reply #93 on: May 05, 2006, 03:52:42 PM »
I like the idea, so if you ever finish post it somewhere. I can't be of much help, I can't code, yet.
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Re: Drunken Banters? (Idea)
« Reply #94 on: May 08, 2006, 03:24:10 AM »
Just FYI, I'm idly tinkering with creating a Drunken Master kit. (Kit of the Fighter and/or Monk; possibly applied not during Character Creation, but during the game itself: You must get your character falling down drunk and then win a bar brawl to have the kit applied to your character.)

I move that all Drunken Banters must be written by people who are drunk at the time.
Perhaps all further posting in this thread should be only by people who are drunk at the time.
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Re: Drunken Banters? (Idea)
« Reply #95 on: July 08, 2006, 06:54:51 AM »
Ancient thread. But funny, for the most part.

I realize that this would require a tremendous amount of writing for something that would add nothing more than brief entertainment value. But then, I installed Cloakwood squares just to check it out, and I loved it! I was rolling on the floor, and called my boyfriend in to check it out. I wound up uninstalling it, because, let's face it, it's only funny the first couple times, but that first time had me in fits.

Before I found this old thread, I had actually tried getting my party tanked to see what would happen. I figured that if Bioware wrote in that intoxication was possible, there must have been more to it than a couple cheesy rumors about stuff you already knew by then. I could have tossed money at a temple for that info. But I was wrong, and felt betrayed.

Still, I would not hesitate to install any mod that offered drunken banters. Knowing about it in advance wouldn't spoil the surprise.

And it would add an element of realism. You've got a bunch of people travelling together, up to *here* in stress, relaxing in a tavern somewhere they feel relatively safe. They might very well bend their elbows once or twice.
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Re: Drunken Banters? (Idea)
« Reply #96 on: November 21, 2006, 05:06:20 PM »
you should get certain cutscenes if you get all or most of your party drunk at one time, being able to go off solo during the night while they're drinking. oh, and you can get the option to buy people in your party a drink too, that might have some pretty hilarious stuffs >=)
Viconia: (slaps you across the face) =P
All the people in your party should talk differently when they're drunk, minsc should sound intelligent, jan should SHUT UP and only say "...", aerie should be fearless and turn chaotic evil ;D until she's back to normal, nalia should act like she hates everyone, jaheira should talk trash about the harpers, viconia should turn chaotic good until she's back to normal and be all noble and stuff, edwin should act practically retarded and say everything in the ()'s out loud, mazzy should be obsessed with the color green... yeah, you get the idea =3
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