So, this animated string walks into a bar, and the bartender tosses him into the street saying "we don't serve your kind in here!"
A wagon runs over him, and he get a bit twisted in the wheel, and falls to the street again. He gets an idea, and goes back into the bar.
"Aren't you the string I just threw out of here?" asks the bartender.
"No, I'm a frayed knot," replied the string.