Okay, hardcore folks like Sim and Cam probably read this stuff, but for everyone else, here you go:
IF ~NumTimesTalkedTo(0)~ THEN BEGIN 0 // from:
SAY #2669 /* ~Check it out, yo. You lookin' to score or what? I can hook you up, dog. I gots the serious shit, you know what I'm mean? I'm talkin' primo shit for the best prices in town -- just don't be askin' me where I got it from, yo.~ */
IF ~~ THEN REPLY #2670 /* ~Word. Let's see what you got, brutha.~ */ DO ~GiveGoldForce(1000000)
StartStore("test", Protagonist)~ EXIT
IF ~~ THEN REPLY #2671 /* ~No thanks. My momma warned me about people like you. Bye.~ */ EXIT
END
IF ~NumTimesTalkedToGT(0)~ THEN BEGIN 1 // from:
SAY #2672 /* ~Yo, B. I knew you'd be back. They always come back, jonesin' for it. Don't worry, I gotcha covered. Whatcha want, and how much?~ */
IF ~~ THEN REPLY #2673 /* ~Please... I... I need a fix. Just a little taste. I just need it to get by.~ */ DO ~GiveGoldForce(1000000)StartStore("test", Protagonist)~ EXIT
IF ~~ THEN REPLY #2674 /* ~Get away from me! You are an evil, evil man!~ */ EXIT
END
Hot Coffee minigame? Ha!