I suppose the essence of humor is pain :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFyXdrpuZrEI can honestly say that only a few of the things in this apply to me... really. It's true!
I don't know a word of Klingon (well.. 'Gak'), even though I've won a Klingon Love Poetry contest!
I don't know how to write in Javascript, but in '97 I managed to make a badlist because of some javascript I wrote - which also got a change made in both Netscape and IE.
I don't know what happened to my copy of "A Short History of the Universe"...
But I'm not that nerdy, really... although the braces idea DOES sound good,...
At least I don't have a pocket protector, fanny pack or segway!