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alasafan

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alasafans divotional poerty!
« on: August 03, 2006, 11:06:57 AM »
k i hear the latsets thing now is poetry for ur favorite NCPs and u all NOOOOO who my fave is!

thats right its time 4 alasssssssapoertry!@!!

k heres the first


roses are red
vioelence is true
if your very lucky
alasa'll blow you


ahahahaha maybe obvius but cmon u kno its true

k this one is haku i no some of you alassafans like me are kraaaaazy for this stuff

punch daggers flying
blood spurting gainst ample neck
past time for new shoes
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and i COUNTED AND THERE ARE ONLY 17 SILABLES IN THEIR. its gainst not UHganist and then it works and its art kk??

speaking of arty aslo i tried gettin a little arty here, what do you think!!!
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this
is
the
best
time
so
much
can
HAPPEN
during
teh
 nite

do u think ees wife ever wanted to change her name because i mean eeeeeewwww nasty

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Re: alasafans divotional poerty!
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2006, 02:56:24 PM »
do u think ees wife ever wanted to change her name because i mean eeeeeewwww nasty

What wife?

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blood spurting gainst ample neck

Very classy!


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Re: alasafans divotional poerty!
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2006, 03:16:47 PM »
I'm pretty sure EE Cummings was married. Fun fact! He didn't approve of his name being spelled all in lower-case.
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Re: alasafans divotional poerty!
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2006, 03:42:06 PM »
I thought 'ees' was he's. Now that makes a little sense.

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Re: alasafans divotional poerty!
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2006, 04:25:02 PM »
I hope I'm very lucky.
"Show me how you do that trick! The one that makes me scream", she said,
"the one that makes me laugh!" she said and threw her arms around my neck.
"Show me how you do it and I promise you, I promise that
I'll run away with you, I'll run away with you..."

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Re: alasafans divotional poerty!
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2006, 05:23:55 PM »
This should have been cyberpunk.

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« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2006, 11:09:19 PM »
How 'bout splatterpunk?
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Re: alasafans divotional poerty!
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2006, 03:07:16 PM »
...I am confused...

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Re: alasafans divotional poerty!
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2006, 09:38:39 AM »
heeeeeey Alasafans!!!!!1111 no time long see *HUGZ*!!
OMG i just ended sumer school<-- BITES  + in english class we did this poem-thing called acrosssticks so i want 2 do an ALASSA ACROSSSTICK
(poerty is pretty stoopid. We had to read poems about wheelbarows <- LAME
Poerty about Alasa is teh bomb!!!!!1 YAY


ALASA - AN ACROSSSTICK

Alassa is teh hawtest asasssin
Look!!!111 Her giraffe-like neck!!1!! OMG!! Her silky blonde hair!!!!1
Allassa will kill u sorcrors<--poissoned-punch-daggar-style!
SUX 2 B KELSEY
Solafine RULEZ!!!!!LOL!1!1
Ask if her leather pants R booby-trapped

TEH END

OMG!!!!111 wtf idiot rites a poem about a wheelbarow?!!?!!11

 

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