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Favourite Products thread
« on: July 26, 2006, 11:33:32 AM »
http://www.consumerist.com/consumer/amazon/the-oozinator-squirts-its-way-into-our-hearts-170869.php

I know it is rather old, but Drew set a trend or something.

I think something may be wrong with my oozinator. As I understood it, this is a toy that can be enjoyed by a beginner. However, having tried to use it on some of the neighborhood girls yesterday, I found that it begins to pump out its ooze within a few seconds of encountering a target, well before any fun has begun! Some of them said that they still had fun playing with it, but I got a feeling that they were disappointed in mine. I spoke to my grandfather about this problem, and he said I should be thankful it shoots at all, apparently he has an older version that no longer shoots out ooze, even after extended pumpings!
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