Anyone who watches Australian TV will probably know the tune for this. It's a BG2-styled spoof of an aggravating dating ad, describing all the men that we can romance - and one who we'll be able to romance soon. (Sorry I couldn't get Cailean into this, I did try.)
Kelsey is a sorcerer, giving backrubs every week,
Edwin is a Red Wizard, brings out the sharp side of the meek.
Anomen's a knight's squire, who needs to learn to have some fun,
Solaufein's a tortured soul, not used to life beneath the sun.
Chloe is a wild kensai, whith a holy sword gi'en by her mum,
Haer'Dalis the tiefling bard, he believes that he's the bomb.
Please don't kill me. I couldn't help myself...