Author Topic: Injury Stories (Read 29218 times)

St. Josephine · « **on:** March 24, 2006, 03:06:30 PM »

I just dislocated my shoulder so not next Tuesday, either.

This month is teh suxor, let me tell you.

Patty · « **Reply #1 on:** March 26, 2006, 09:59:57 PM »

I'm so sorry to hear that you were injured. I hope you're feeling better soon!

Jon · « **Reply #2 on:** March 27, 2006, 05:32:05 PM »

How did that happen?

laiwethel · « **Reply #3 on:** March 28, 2006, 12:32:09 PM »

St. Jo, I"m sorry to hear that.

I hope you get better/healed soon.

Noctalys · « **Reply #4 on:** March 29, 2006, 01:01:00 PM »

*Cringe*

Jeez, are all of the fates and their mothers out to stop you from completing Cailean?! *Pulls out a spray can of Antifateinator'tm*

...Well not anymore!

...By the way, hope that shoulder feels better soon. That has to bite.

Xiao_Caity · « **Reply #5 on:** March 30, 2006, 08:26:00 PM »

Poor Jo! *very careful huggles*

Get better soon!

KIrving · « **Reply #6 on:** March 30, 2006, 10:59:25 PM »

Ouch!! Well, I wish you strawberries, vanilla icecream and chocolate fudge sauce...(feed a ... ah...dislocated shoulder...

)

St. Josephine · « **Reply #7 on:** March 31, 2006, 04:28:30 PM »

Ah, thanks for the chocolate and good wishes, all!

I dislocated my shoulder by tripping over some books and falling into a doorway. Reading really does hurt, kids!

Jon · « **Reply #8 on:** April 01, 2006, 01:39:18 PM »

Oh wow. That really must have hurt.

That must be why so many great and wonderful leaders issued the burning of books.

Take care of that shoulder and keep things off the floor!

Celestyn · « **Reply #9 on:** April 04, 2006, 10:27:20 AM »

Aww! Get better soon!

I tripped over my own feet and broke my elbow... cuz I'm stupid, lol

Noctalys · « **Reply #10 on:** April 04, 2006, 08:04:50 PM »

Hey, I know what will make you feel better! Genius over here had to spend an entire year in a backbrace (with attached neck bar thingies, hooray!) because I decided it would be a smart and fun idea to walk down two flights of wooden stairs. at night. In the rain. Wearing cheap sandals. Note that I have all of the grace of a female warthog in heat in the middle of a tripwire testing laboratory. I assume we can all gather the reason for the backbrace now. *sob*

...Well actually, that probrably didn't make you feel better. Hopefully it made you laugh a little bit though. I always laugh at my own misfortunes because they tend to go away after a while when I do that.

Xiao_Caity · « **Reply #11 on:** April 04, 2006, 11:48:07 PM »

I have a scar on my stomach from where I tried to climb a barbed wire fence... Kind of says it all, doesn't it?

St. Josephine · « **Reply #12 on:** April 06, 2006, 03:00:37 PM »

Thanks for all the kind words and injury stories, guys.

Silk · « **Reply #13 on:** April 07, 2006, 09:32:27 AM »

If it's any consolation, I fall over my cats and fall down the stairs on a regular basis.

Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

RavenBlack · « **Reply #14 on:** April 07, 2006, 09:14:36 PM »

I've caught my foot in my pantleg at least twice going around an ottoman in the living room...it's a strange sensation having the floor suddenly rise up to meet my face.

And as if that wasn't bad enough, the first time it happened, my mom was sitting on a couch nearby. She nearly died laughing at me.

Patty · « **Reply #15 on:** April 08, 2006, 08:49:33 PM »

Holy crap! I've caught my feet in my pant leg and almost fallen down the steps like a million times! I thought I was the only person clumsy enough for that.....

If we're telling embarrassing injury stories, I have a scar on my finger from where I slammed it in my own...bedroom door! Yes, folks, I'm that clumsy!!!! There are tons more, but I think I'm most proud of that.... $:-\$

RavenBlack · « **Reply #16 on:** April 08, 2006, 09:54:13 PM »

I have a pair of scars just below my right knee from tripping on sidewalk a few years ago

Didn't pick up my feet enough! I couldn't walk right for a week (and I got out of active participation in gym class!).

Noctalys · « **Reply #17 on:** April 09, 2006, 12:43:08 AM »

I have a *huge* scar down my arm because I had to wake up early to do something or other but I was still sleepy and so ran into my bedroom so I could snooze before my alarm went off...My arm made unfortunate contact with the edge of the stove and ripped the bloody thing open. I didn't even notice until I woke up 15 minutes later and there was blood all over my blankets. That scared the bejeezus out of me because in my stupor I thought somebody had knifed me when I was sleeping!

I also had to get a root canal on my front tooth because I somehow managed to crack the bloody thing open on a glass table (it was the most perilous game of Yahtzee (sp?) I have ever played in my life)

Lord Doomhammer · « **Reply #18 on:** April 09, 2006, 11:16:17 PM »

Heheh, I fell off a roof once and impaled my leg on the rusty mass of our old aerial which was directly underneath. That was pleasant.

Xiao_Caity · « **Reply #19 on:** April 09, 2006, 11:20:04 PM »

This one's just shameful.

I recently took the opportunity to purchase Final Fantasy IV Advance. In the break during my Tuesday class, I was playing it. And I got to THAT infamous comment. ("You Spoony Bard!" for those not in the know.)

I cracked up. Every time I tried to explain it to the teacher I laughed harder. And eventually... I fell off the chair and caught my head on the edge of the table. Ooooog...

Noctalys · « **Reply #20 on:** April 10, 2006, 02:58:31 PM »

THEY SET US UP THE BOMB!! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! MAKE YOUR TIME NOW!

...Ring any bells?

And Jeez, Lord Doomhammer! I don't think it would be the least bit unmanly if you immediately collapsed and started screaming like a newborn that's been spanked with a spiked mitten. Owowowowow. And ow.

One time I got tangled up in a barbed wire fence whilst trying to outrun an angry horse which I did not know was in the pasture...such scars it gave!.... I came into the house all bloodied up and my mom just kinda stared at me and blinked in disbelief (i'm kind of accident-prone)...

There is not enough neosporin in the world....

Lord Doomhammer · « **Reply #21 on:** April 10, 2006, 09:35:42 PM »

It's funny because I was more concerned about the falling from the roof at first. I don't think I noticed the jagged piece of metal in my leg until I tried to stand up.

captainsavvy · « **Reply #22 on:** April 11, 2006, 04:37:21 PM »

I have scars on my fingers from opening.....

wait for it....

a corned beef tin.

you know, the ones with the key you have to turn to open it.

guess i just didn't know when to stop

In my defense i was only 9 at the time.
I haven't touched a tin with a key since.
I get my mum to open it

Noctalys · « **Reply #23 on:** April 11, 2006, 05:17:49 PM »

I actually gave myself a head injury after falling out of my rolling chair and hitting my head on a metal toolbox as I was laughing at an episode of Salad Fingers. 'There will be trouble in the maidens quarters tonight!' 'Hmm...yes, the ground sugar does taste rather queer here' Hhahaha. It was worth the injury and resulting dizziness, let me tell you.

Zanari · « **Reply #24 on:** April 11, 2006, 08:20:39 PM »

While I was out riding my bike,I lost control of it ,hit a fence post and as I put my foot down to steady myself,I completely twisted out underneath me and not only did I break it in Two different places I also twisted it right out of its socket needless to say my Doctor has baned me from riding bikes,running or playing any kind of streneous sports for fear of further injury.....I have such poor eyesight that my shoulders constantly play bumper car with the walls and the door jambs and everything else in between but I must say That I no longer feel like the only super Klutz in the world......Get better soon

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