This is a bit different from what was orginally posted so long ago. It is actually a more a fleshed out version of what went into the mod, which you can find
here.
Part One
Anomen turned up every few months at our store to check if Kelsey was dead yet or dying or, maybe, just maybe, very, very sick…
“Your…er, husband? Is he still well?” he would inquire anxiously, trying not to seem too eager to find out whether I was a widow yet.
“As well as can be expected when working among noxious fumes all day…he goes through these phases…last month it was unsqueakable mice but recently all he’s been thinking about is some sort of ear hair removal scroll.”
“Has he become unhinged, my lady?” Anomen would nod sagely, attempting to sympathize with my plight while no doubt plotting daring rescues to liberate me from my seriously deranged spouse.
“No more so than usual,” I would reply and smile fondly.
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“Anomen didn’t drop by again, did he?” Kelsey asked, blowing on a spoonful of soup that I had brought him for lunch.
“You know he did. I couldn’t help but notice that little spy of yours hovering outside the window until he left…”
“Oswald is no spy,” Kelsey protested, deftly tossing a crust of bread to said pseudo-dragon, who caught it neatly in an outstretched claw and, with a cry of thanks, flew out the window.
I snorted. “Regardless, I’m sure you know that he bought what he always buys…”
“Stupid potions of dexterity…I’ve told you, Amarian, sell him the oddly murky ones!”
“I will not! I don’t want to kill the guy!” I narrowed my eyes at him. “And neither do you!”
“I guess not…” he said, rather insincerely. “Still, I wish you’d stop encouraging him.”
“Ah, Kelsey, I feel sorry for him. We’re the only friends the poor fellow has.”
“I am not, nor have I ever been, Anomen’s friend! I only tolerated that pompous bastard for your sake!”
“Oh, you don’t want to admit it but it wasn’t as if you guys never shared a bonding moment or two…why I remember once when I was trying to get to sleep and all you boys, who was it, Keldorn and you and Anomen and someone else…oh, that stupid bard, what’s-his-name…anyway, you were all moaning and groaning about beating something or other…”
My train of thought was interrupted by Kelsey doubled over choking; I patted him briskly on the back until he recovered. “Are you alright?”
“Fine, fine…” he nodded vigorously, his face returning to its normal color.
“Maybe Anomen wouldn’t come around so frequently if he had a purpose…you know, some sort of quest…” I mused.
“Something that would take him far away from here for a very long time…” Kelsey agreed.