so it started out with drugs and now we're at peeing (which has to be the most unmanly way to refer to it, and should only be used by men involved in serious committed relationships). You guys are crazy (that sentence should be pronounced like the taco bell chihuahua. actually it's kind of nice when everything...)
anyway, i pee standing up, sometimes there's a little splash, but you're gonna clean the floor once a week anyway so why not enjoy this more or less harmless masculine moment. I find the biggest problem is afterwards
"no matter how much you jiggle and dance, the last few drops go down your pants"
(sorry, don't mean to bring up personal social stigma, haha)
but really, if you're given a choice, go slash outside, even if you're not camping. It's a great way to take a moment, inhale the air around you, contemplate your role in the cosmos...
whatever, I'm gonna go get stoned