« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Attn: Corvis and All Who Wish To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse  (Read 2631 times)

Offline Ghreyfain

  • PPG
  • Planewalker
  • *****
  • Posts: 4705
  • Gender: Male
    • Pocket Plane Group
Attn: Corvis and All Who Wish To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse
« on: October 24, 2005, 08:19:43 PM »
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41676

This article contains a lot of info everyone already knows, but a few good tips are there for the gleaning.
Logged
Earn Money Sleeping.

Offline Dark Raven

  • Bloody Cynical
  • Planewalker
  • *****
  • Posts: 1194
  • Gender: Female
  • Flesh is the law
    • Chosen of Mystra
Re: Attn: Corvis and All Who Wish To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2005, 08:41:13 PM »
That's just the pits if you ask me.
Logged
Per me si va nella citta dolente.
Per me si va nell eterno dolore.
Per me si va tra la perduta gente...
Lasciate ogni speranza perduta che'entrate!

Chosen of Mystra home to many mods.

Offline fcm

  • Muahaha?
  • Planewalker
  • *****
  • Posts: 455
  • Gender: Female
  • Fresh
Re: Attn: Corvis and All Who Wish To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2005, 09:29:11 PM »
Pittsburgh should worry, because it's Philadelphia's massive pharma industry that'll be the first to make the zombie drug.

. . . though I'd venture to say that the zombies would head to The City before they went over the mountains to get to Pittsburgh.
Logged
Imbriglicated!

Offline Ghreyfain

  • PPG
  • Planewalker
  • *****
  • Posts: 4705
  • Gender: Male
    • Pocket Plane Group
Re: Attn: Corvis and All Who Wish To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2005, 10:17:39 PM »
Pittsburgh has the dangerous space radiation, too, let's not forget.  And if the Pittsburghian zombies went to Philly and ate all the drugs, I imagine they'd turn into super zombies of some sort.  All the more reason to increase funding for FUMA.
Logged
Earn Money Sleeping.

Offline Regullus

  • Planewalker
  • *****
  • Posts: 526
  • Gender: Female
Re: Attn: Corvis and All Who Wish To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2005, 10:36:33 PM »
  The Zombie Survival Test



  The Human Survival Test



 This post has been modified by poster.

 This post has again been modified by poster. The power of the modify button is exhiralating!


       
« Last Edit: October 25, 2005, 07:31:36 AM by Regullus »
Logged

Offline Ghreyfain

  • PPG
  • Planewalker
  • *****
  • Posts: 4705
  • Gender: Male
    • Pocket Plane Group
Re: Attn: Corvis and All Who Wish To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2005, 11:05:48 PM »
Hmm, only 77%.  I think I should take some firearms courses and learn to be more ruthless when meeting other survivors.

And 75% for the second.  At least I have general competence in both categories, so if I become a member of the zombie menace, I won't just be the zombie that the rednecks run over in their pickup truck.
« Last Edit: October 24, 2005, 11:15:34 PM by Ghreyfain »
Logged
Earn Money Sleeping.

Offline Loriel

  • Planewalker
  • *****
  • Posts: 390
  • Gender: Male
    • Loriel's Downloads
Re: Attn: Corvis and All Who Wish To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2005, 01:54:57 AM »
92% and 94%.  I think I just realized that I watch too many zombie movies...braaaaiiiinnns!
Logged

Offline fcm

  • Muahaha?
  • Planewalker
  • *****
  • Posts: 455
  • Gender: Female
  • Fresh
Re: Attn: Corvis and All Who Wish To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2005, 09:31:34 AM »
I'm a Thriller zombie. I probably should have stopped picking answers that had to do with dancing, but joyful reanimated corpses really do make me laugh. I'm also a 77% in the zombie survival test, so I'm an "official survivor," but apparently I screw up. Probably because I saved those people on the roof and didn't kill my best friend.

You know, I usually say that I don't like zombie movies . . . but I am a huge fan of 28 Days Later and Shaun of the Dead. Does that mean I actually like zombie movies, or what? Netflix keeps reccomending them to me.

I guess I am fond of the whole survivalist "raid the city" type action. My favorite part of any zombie movie is when they go to the supermarket, hahaha.
Logged
Imbriglicated!

Offline Hide and Seek

  • The one who wields the Blackrazor
  • Planewalker
  • *****
  • Posts: 192
  • Gender: Male
  • I always begin my day with a good backstab.
Re: Attn: Corvis and All Who Wish To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2005, 01:58:09 PM »
Is there a kind soul who might have survived the Zombie invasion and perhaps able to list every great "zombiemania" movie? I love movies where the earth gets overrunned, Dawn of the Dead was good, lots of splash and splats. But I want more! Mooorrrreeeee!!!
Logged
Favourite Quotes from BG2
Minsc: Minsc will lead with blade and boot! Boo will take care of the details.
Saemon: Pardon?
Aerie: This is gonna hurt you ALOT more than me!
Sarevok: Now I return the favor!
Drizzt: Yes, yes, you have my attention.
Lilarcor: And this one's for Grandma, who said I would never amount to anything more than a butterknife!

Offline fcm

  • Muahaha?
  • Planewalker
  • *****
  • Posts: 455
  • Gender: Female
  • Fresh
Re: Attn: Corvis and All Who Wish To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2005, 02:51:44 PM »
Logged
Imbriglicated!
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »