I am experiencing pure, unadulterated horror at your pun, Ghrey.
Are your eyes bleeding, too?
What a relief to be spared from money, politics or sexual abuse in a thread for a while.
Some people do mission work in Africa. I try to alleviate the suffering of mankind in other ways.
You are never, EVER allowed to criticize my witty puns again, sir. EVER.
I'm not too sure how everyone got to thinking that I hate puns, but I imagine it's because I've said they're terrible atrocities that should be punishable by death. I stand by these statements. I
do, however,
like puns--crimes against humanity though they may be.
PS How much money would someone have to pay you to listen to their puns?
PPS + have sex with you
PPPS If anyone actually starts talking about the post-scripts, I will kill you and your entire family. With puns. (Also a knife.)