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OMG WE ARE ALL SATANISTS
« on: January 11, 2006, 05:24:50 PM »
According to this article from St. Mary's Church of Annapolis, Maryland, we are all going to Hell and are Goth and are Children of Satan:
http://www.mk-magazine.com/news/archives/001567.php
It's a tip guide on how to tell if your kid is goth. Some highlights on what they do are:
"-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this."
I'm assuming they mean Count Chocula, because I am not aware of any Count Dracula cereal.

"-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism."
I was under the impression that Hinduism and Buddhism were NATIONAL RELIGIONS of India and Japan, respectively. But, hey, the 2.1billion+ people who believe in Hinduism and the 500million+ who believe in Buddhism can be cultists, too!

I have answered "yes" to 27 of these! According to this, I am Satan. XD

ALL HAIL ME AS YOUR LORD SATAN!

Any thoughts?
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Re: OMG WE ARE ALL SATANISTS
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2006, 05:30:23 PM »
F*ck christians and f*ck the church. They can burn in the hell they fear and preach about.
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Re: OMG WE ARE ALL SATANISTS
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2006, 05:34:02 PM »
Quote from: Blood Raven on January 11, 2006, 05:30:23 PM
F*ck christians and f*ck the church. They can burn in the hell they fear and preach about.


Uh, could we be a little more respectful of our fellow forumers?
I'm not really affiliated with either of those, but I can tell you that would piss some people off.
Though I doubt you didn't know that when you posted it..
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Re: OMG WE ARE ALL SATANISTS
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2006, 05:35:28 PM »
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Q: Hi! Should I discuss religion, Hitler, or both at the same time here?

A: No, you really shouldn't. Yahoo Groups offers thousands upon thousands of outlets for such discussions, and we feel they are much better equipped to handle them than we are.
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Re: OMG WE ARE ALL SATANISTS
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2006, 05:38:44 PM »
Quote from: Grim Squeaker on January 11, 2006, 05:35:28 PM
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Q: Hi! Should I discuss religion, Hitler, or both at the same time here?

A: No, you really shouldn't. Yahoo Groups offers thousands upon thousands of outlets for such discussions, and we feel they are much better equipped to handle them than we are.
Good suggestion. You can see how quickly some of us get riled up over topics like this.
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Re: OMG WE ARE ALL SATANISTS
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2006, 05:40:44 PM »
I just read (most of) the list, and I, too, am apparently the anti-Christ. I wasn't aware of this.

I haven't looked yet so I may very well be wrong, but I seriously doubt that page was created by any adult member of any church. Just the fact that it has the white-on-black color scheme and a picture of (very sexy) gothic lesbians is as good as any sign that says "I AM NOT EXACTLY OR OLDER THAN 13 YEARS OF AGE".

Maybe I'll look into that if I have the motivation.
(Does that statement increase my Satanic-ness?)
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Re: OMG WE ARE ALL SATANISTS
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2006, 05:41:53 PM »
Quote from: Grim Squeaker on January 11, 2006, 05:35:28 PM
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Q: Hi! Should I discuss religion, Hitler, or both at the same time here?

A: No, you really shouldn't. Yahoo Groups offers thousands upon thousands of outlets for such discussions, and we feel they are much better equipped to handle them than we are.

Well put.
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Re: OMG WE ARE ALL SATANISTS
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2006, 05:43:26 PM »
Now I need to go take a time out after reading that *****.
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Re: OMG WE ARE ALL SATANISTS
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2006, 05:57:29 PM »
Okay, above the half-baked list and below the sexy lesbians, there is a link to the church's website. I just went there and, after five seconds of looking, I haven't found any link leading to that page.

If anyone else cares enough, see what you can find out. I'm busy eating pasta.
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Re: OMG WE ARE ALL SATANISTS
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2006, 05:59:15 PM »
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