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Offline Jon

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Will Sue Me If..
« on: August 12, 2005, 02:44:49 PM »
Will you sue me (or frown upon me) if I make my email JasperStBaird?
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Re: Will Sue Me If..
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2005, 04:33:59 PM »
The latter. Suing is for sissies.
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Re: Will Sue Me If..
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2005, 11:16:31 AM »
I'm sure Blue would be flattered.
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Re: Will Sue Me If..
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2005, 06:04:25 PM »
How wonderful :)
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Re: Will Sue Me If..
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2005, 11:42:42 AM »
I'm thinking about playing through the game as good ol' Jasper. To prove my worth to master Blue ;)

Would you say he is a human, elf or half-elf?

I can see Jasper being an effective jester or maybe a skald. What do you think?

*Edit*

Alright, here's the scoop.
I made him a half-elf (or is he a human?) of true neutral alignment. Here are his stats:

Strength: 12-Being Blue's most favored love slave, he needs to be strong to handle all the.. erm, whatever goes on in her love chambers.

Dexterity: 16-Everyone knows all the most pleasureable positions are the ones that require lots of bending and manuvering.

Constitution: 13-Jasper love you long time!

Intelligence: 14-What is a love slave/bard's favorite scource of "lore"? The Kama Sutra :)

Wisdom: 14- Living long enough to make it into the immortal realms, going to many places and doing many things, you pick up quite a bit of learning along the way. And how knows what crazy places Jasper has ventured into..

Charisma: 17-A most loveable little man he is.

All comes out to a total of 86 points. And would you believe that's exactly what the game gave me the first time?
If you'd like to make any changes by all means let me know.

Um..  This wasn't my intention at first, but now that I think more about it, quite a few people have been wanting Jasper to be a joinable NPC..  Maybe if you guys would like to make that happen, I could voice for him? Just a thought.

I never thought I would play this game again before Cailean come out. It's good to be home.

Nevermind, I just remembered that he already has a voice. Silly me. Nevermind that idea.
« Last Edit: August 14, 2005, 03:34:39 PM by Jon »
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Re: Will Sue Me If..
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2005, 08:48:25 AM »
Yes, his soundset is already available.

If you look at his stats in DBG and Keto you find out he has:

STR: 15
DEX: 16
CON: 11
INT: 16
WIS: 9
CHA: 17

He is a half-elf Fighter/Mage.
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Re: Will Sue Me If..
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2005, 11:16:02 AM »
You can view his stats in DBG?
He's a fighter/mage?! But he's Blue's love slave!
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Re: Will Sue Me If..
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2005, 11:59:36 AM »
Quote from: Jon on August 15, 2005, 11:16:02 AM
You can view his stats in DBG?
He's a fighter/mage?! But he's Blue's love slave!

Yeah, the way you view the stats of any creature (using something like Infinity Explorer).  And is there a reason he can't be a fighter/mage?
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Re: Will Sue Me If..
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2005, 12:39:38 PM »
I don't know it's just..  he talks like a bard, he's the sex slave of a bard.. *sigh* Oh well.
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