Now that SConrad has assumed command, he may be in need of some tips on how to be an Evil Overlord. Here are some I think will be useful.
1. Loftiness is an attractive stance. Petulance isn’t. Name-calling, accusing others of shiftiness, and generally having a tanty lessen the amount of awe you inspire. If you are shitty with someone, PM. This will be important to remember in times of stress and farcture. Aspire to dignity at all times. It’s worth it.
2. If you have written a rebuttal to an enemy overlord, and it gradually loses capitals and punctuation as your wrath gathers, it may not be a good idea to post it without editing. Elevate a peon to the position of trusted lieutenant who can be relied upon to proof-read.
3. Choose a style of Overlordship and maintain it. Peons will be patient while you develop it. Try not to have more than three main characteristics – it gets too hard for the masses. Some to choose from are: Chaotic, Stealthy, Overbearing, Gracious, Lordly, Inflexible, Unpredictable, Despotic, Charming, Mysterious, Condescending, and Explosive.
4. Think about acquiring an upper echelon of supporters once you have established yourself and are happy with your style. The benefits are support and the ability to delegate as needed. The disadvantage is you may be training your usurper/rebel leader.
5. Your echelon of supporters should be as diverse a group as you can manage. Try to avoid choosing people who are exactly like you. This makes it more interesting for the masses, and displays your Overlord qualifications. Peons will be impressed by your charisma and leadership.Â
6. Never apologise. (You are an Evil Overlord, after all.) But if you stuff up, a change in tone is recommended. This promotes longevity.