Tattoos are not going to work. Album photos can be Photoshopped. Melora and I will still end up as the oldest posters.
Alarielle is 17 or 18 (sorry, Alarielle, can't remember if I've seen a Happy Birthday thread) irenicus is alleged to be fourteen, discharger is -what?-16. All this whinging about oldness HAS GOT TO STOP. Xiao, be brave. If they're complaining now about being 34, imagine how bad it will be when the digits are reversed. Borsook, sometime we will have a long talk about the Etiquette of Talking About Your Age. (The short version: unless you LIE don't do it.)