Author Topic: Commets of "bad Kesley - alasafan r0x0rz forevarrrr!!!!'  (Read 3508 times)

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OMG!!!111 alasafan!!111 I thought Ding0 BANED U  LOLOLOL!!!11111

I miss ur writting so much on teh forums and stuff becuz noone writes about Allassa and her cunning + charm + giraffe neck + bouncy hair like u do and she is the qualitiest and interesting NPC out there + there should be more fic. Ur storry is teh r0x Kesley must luvs Alasa more than inny other PC or NPC and innyyone who sez different iz just jealous of her hawtness and sexyness. Kumpers was kewl too bcause spankin Bad Kesley! Spank!Spank! ROFLMAO!!!11

 SO  :D to see U!!111 More fanfic pls!!1!1  :D ;D ;) :) 8)

*flashes poison punch daggars*

ALASSSAFANS 4EVERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Commets of "bad Kesley - alasafan r0x0rz forevarrrr!!!!'
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2005, 01:06:15 PM »
Ouch.  Got all her organs punched out.  That's gotta sting.

In the end I like how it was a happy ending with ksealky and salsasalsa gettin' it on.  Plus, zombie army.  How cool is that?
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Re: Commets of "bad Kesley - alasafan r0x0rz forevarrrr!!!!'
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2005, 01:50:34 PM »
Yes, it's really hard to say 'no' to a zombie army.
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Re: Commets of "bad Kesley - alasafan r0x0rz forevarrrr!!!!'
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2005, 07:42:42 PM »
Well, I'm thinking alasafan is 'l337', yes?

I read it three times. I still don't understand wtf is going on. I read the comments - thanks, Ghrey - and found out there are zombies. Okay, read again. Found the zombies and am even more confused.

The story is great. Just, the lack of spelling (even l337 speeling) is hard on my brain. Sorry for being the token bitch about this, but even l337 people can spell correctly...in l337 form, anyway.

 ???
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Re: Commets of "bad Kesley - alasafan r0x0rz forevarrrr!!!!'
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2005, 07:49:25 PM »
Alasafan's work may make a little more sense if you check out his/her/its previous creation. Sim, you see, lamented that there was no Alassa fanfic. Then he found out to be careful what he wishes for.
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Re: Commets of "bad Kesley - alasafan r0x0rz forevarrrr!!!!'
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2005, 08:32:22 PM »
I truly hate to stomp somebody's writing, but...

Jason, it's not the plot. I got that. Alassa is shagging Kelsey and kills people and they became zombies. Right?

Right???

This big square cringes at the nasty spelling errors.   :'( I read your link, thanks. The only saving grace in that was SimDing0. He was the only one who could manage to keep the same spelling for a person's name. If they're such big fans of his NPC, I'd think they'd get her name right.

Like I said, story's great. Could be a little more as to why this other chickie-poo jumped out of the chest. Or was there no other woman?

<sigh> I have a strange feeling 'poisoned punching daggers' are going to find their way into my future.
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Re: Commets of "bad Kesley - alasafan r0x0rz forevarrrr!!!!'
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2005, 09:35:54 PM »
I read your link, thanks. The only saving grace in that was SimDing0. He was the only one who could manage to keep the same spelling for a person's name. If they're such big fans of his NPC, I'd think they'd get her name right.
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Re: Commets of "bad Kesley - alasafan r0x0rz forevarrrr!!!!'
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2005, 12:00:11 AM »
I thought the point was: alassassa rawks

(But never say so in front of SimDing0.)

Heh.
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Re: Commets of "bad Kesley - alasafan r0x0rz forevarrrr!!!!'
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2005, 10:52:06 AM »
The only saving grace in that was SimDing0.
Superficially, perhaps, but dig deeper and you'll hopefully notice that I'm just being silly in a slightly different way. :)

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Re: Commets of "bad Kesley - alasafan r0x0rz forevarrrr!!!!'
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2005, 12:59:49 PM »
Yes, Ding0 invoked a sense of subtlety with his silly craft in the Alassa fiction. He also daringly used complete sentences and punctuation, and a perfectly timed decapitation. Groundbreaking work for Alassa fan fiction!
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Re: Commets of "bad Kesley - alasafan r0x0rz forevarrrr!!!!'
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2005, 06:41:19 AM »
  I had tears in my eyes by the end of this tale. A truly poignant tale.  I am really beginning to like Alassa* fan fic.





*I do find however that I am no longer sure how to spell the character's name.

 

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