Yeah, hey, happy birthday. In your honour I will... go to work! Maybe I'll get a shawarma! Yes, that's it.
As for the obligatory amusing link, I give you:
www.google.com ! It can give you access to anything you want; info on making wine at home, where to get the coolest IE mods, places to steal music from, porn, crazy rants about how the government is trying to make our essence impure via flouridated water. It's the link that keeps on linking!