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Offline jester

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May the farm be with you!
« on: June 06, 2005, 12:04:20 PM »
http://www.storewars.org/flash/index.html

You are our only hope! May the farm be with you!
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Re: May the farm be with you!
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2005, 02:33:16 PM »
Jester, you are truly evil.

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Re: May the farm be with you!
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2005, 03:36:12 PM »
Au contraire mon amie, I think it is a clever idea to disguise a good cause as entertainment or perhaps that is what you meant. ;)

Also see this:

My personal favourite, but actually not from these guys:

http://www.jibjab.com/167.html (Mainly it is about life being better in Canada :) )

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Re: May the farm be with you!
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2005, 04:55:03 PM »
http://www.storewars.org/flash/index.html
You are our only hope! May the farm be with you!

That was seriously one of the best things I've ever seen.  Ever.  The best.  Best ever.  Seriously.
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Re: May the farm be with you!
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2005, 05:08:30 PM »
I concur.

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Re: May the farm be with you!
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2005, 08:21:59 PM »
I need meat.
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Re: May the farm be with you!
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2005, 11:27:26 PM »
Nothing wrong with that.  I wonder how one finds meat that isn't raised in horrible conditions and suchlike.  Those damnable activists that got the organic produce movement going are all vegetenariums.
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Re: May the farm be with you!
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2005, 02:53:24 AM »
What Ghreyfain said.

I also REALLY liked the jibjab site.  A gem.
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Re: May the farm be with you!
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2005, 04:21:27 AM »
There is also enough meat around which has been produced with a nod to nature. Especially in Europe, Evaine, but I bet if you search your neighbourhood some butcher will carry decent local produce.
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Re: May the farm be with you!
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2005, 05:48:20 AM »
Nothing wrong with that.  I wonder how one finds meat that isn't raised in horrible conditions and suchlike.  Those damnable activists that got the organic produce movement going are all vegetenariums.
You need to look at local farms, especially - check out nearby grocery stores, especially any that cater to people who want organic food.  They should have meats that are from animals raised more humanely; look for phrases like "free range" or descriptions of their practices.  Chain supermarkets like Whole Foods and Wild Oats are aimed at consumers who want more healthy and more humane food, but don't necessarily want to be vegetarians.  I'm a vegetarian (but I eat dairy and eggs) and cook meat for my husband, and we at the very least try to get eggs from free-range chickens.

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Re: May the farm be with you!
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2005, 01:50:13 PM »
This was rad.
Totally, totally rad.
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Re: May the farm be with you!
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2005, 02:36:15 PM »
I meant that after having watched this film I felt like eating a steak. I didn't hint at the message of "Store Wars".
"Show me how you do that trick! The one that makes me scream", she said,
"the one that makes me laugh!" she said and threw her arms around my neck.
"Show me how you do it and I promise you, I promise that
I'll run away with you, I'll run away with you..."

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Re: May the farm be with you!
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2005, 01:39:10 AM »
OMFG - that is the funniest thing I've seen in 2 years! TOO funny... :pirate

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Re: May the farm be with you!
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2005, 02:55:57 AM »
Spread the word, brother. ;)
« Last Edit: June 08, 2005, 04:08:37 AM by jester »
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Re: May the farm be with you!
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2005, 07:17:49 PM »
Interesting.
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Re: May the farm be with you!
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2005, 01:49:53 PM »
You need to look at local farms, especially - check out nearby grocery stores, especially any that cater to people who want organic food.  They should have meats that are from animals raised more humanely; look for phrases like "free range" or descriptions of their practices.  Chain supermarkets like Whole Foods and Wild Oats are aimed at consumers who want more healthy and more humane food, but don't necessarily want to be vegetarians.  I'm a vegetarian (but I eat dairy and eggs) and cook meat for my husband, and we at the very least try to get eggs from free-range chickens.
    There are a lot of problems with "free range" arising  from the government's lack of regulation.  Currently the US government only regulates chicken raised for meat while all others - chickens raised for laying eggs and other animals raised for meat - remain outside these regulations.  Farmers and agribusiness corporations alike can freely use the term "free range" or "cage free" indiscriminately on their products' labels.    Many humane-centered non-profit organizations have repeatedly found gross discrepencies from what businesses claimed and what they found.  According to regulations concerning broiler chickens, the birds only need to have access to the outdoors without a specific time requirement.  The rest of the day, chickens are usually crammed into large warehouses.  In fact, the USDA doesn't even require chickens to be allowed outdoors, merely exposed to outdoor air.
     Free-range chickens are often subjected to debeaking, or as some in the industry prefer, beak trimming.  Regardless of the name, it is a process used in chicken production which removes the front part of the beak with an automated heated knife.  There are many other problems with the egg-laying industry, but those concerns deal with what happens to the birds later or the unwanted male chickens and less on the egg part.
     If you are hell bent on eating eggs raised from more humanely treated chickens (in this day where so many people eat eggs, it is impossible to produce eggs 100% humanely) there are a couple of options.  Whole Foods has done a good job with ensuring the meat and eggs produced for their store is humane.  Also, very - and I mean very - locally raised chickens can be a viable option if you are able to visit and look around the farm.
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Re: May the farm be with you!
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2005, 02:06:19 PM »
True enough; I was trying to leave out that complicated stuff. :)  The eggs I buy are from a local farm whose treatment of their eggs is certified humane by an independent organization.  I don't have any eggs in the house at the moment so I can't recall which.