I will be a cabana boy if, and only if, all females wear grass skirts and coconut bras. Or dress like Mary Ann.
http://home.mn.rr.com/classictv/Gilligan'sThemeSong.htmlJust sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was hardly a sailin' man,
the skipper of his course unsure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
for a three mod tour, a three mod tour………
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
Because of the incompetence of the hopeless crew,
The
Weidu was surely lost; The
Weidu was surely lost.
The ship took ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Jcompton, the Ghreyfain too,
the Grim Squeaker, and Alarielle,
the Icelus, the Simding0 and kinky Glain,
here on PPG Isle!