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Offline Ghreyfain

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Re: Pirates vs. Everything Else: Who or What Rocks More?
« Reply #25 on: November 01, 2005, 12:36:23 AM »
Quote from: fcm on October 31, 2005, 10:56:51 PM
PUMPKOTRON kicks ass. Where's he from? Did you make him?

PUMPKOTRON IS ETERNAL.  PUMPKOTRON KNOWS NO MASTER.  NO CREATOR.  PUMPKOTRON WAS THE FIRST.  PUMPKOTRON SHALL REMAIN WHEN ALL ELSE ENDS.  PUMPKOTRON.

(Yes, I made him. :) )

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I'll have none of your pirate-lies about pirate-hygene! I SAW SHOGUN! I KNOW THE TRUTH!

I'm not sure what Shogun is.  I'm thinking of The Last Samurai, but there were no pirates in that.  Also, brbafkshowarr

Quote from: Eral on October 31, 2005, 11:28:25 PM
Pumpkotron, though scary, would not win in a fight against a pirate. He would definitely win against Eggplant Man.

Tomorrow the truth will be revealed, as I act the complete dork and wear my hallowe'en costume the day *after* hallowe'en, for the purposes of combatting a PUMPKOTRON to the death.
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Re: Pirates vs. Everything Else: Who or What Rocks More?
« Reply #26 on: November 01, 2005, 01:18:47 AM »
One year I went out dressed as Zorro. Everyone one said, "Who are you? A pirate?" I said "No, Im Zorro." After about 10 times of being asked if I was a pirate, I finnally said, "Ya, Im a pirate." I think it was because I had a sword and not a whip. Zorro with a whip would give a pirate a run for the money cuz whips are just plain cool.   8) >  :pirate
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Re: Pirates vs. Everything Else: Who or What Rocks More?
« Reply #27 on: November 01, 2005, 01:25:47 AM »
You're new here, so I'll let that slide.  The next time you slip up, however, I will be forced to unleash PUMPKOTRON.
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Re: Pirates vs. Everything Else: Who or What Rocks More?
« Reply #28 on: November 01, 2005, 01:37:09 AM »
Slip up? Zorro wears a mask, a cape, and dresses all in black. Oh ya, and wears leather and uses a whip... wait a sec...And wears a hat. Pirates dont wear hats unless their the pirate captain, like Capt. Morgan.
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Re: Pirates vs. Everything Else: Who or What Rocks More?
« Reply #29 on: November 01, 2005, 12:08:23 PM »
Surely Pumpkotron and the pirate would join forces, and sail the world over on their merry adventures?
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Re: Pirates vs. Everything Else: Who or What Rocks More?
« Reply #30 on: November 01, 2005, 01:14:39 PM »
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I'll have none of your pirate-lies about pirate-hygene! I SAW SHOGUN! I KNOW THE TRUTH!

I'm not sure what Shogun is.  I'm thinking of The Last Samurai, but there were no pirates in that.

. . . Whaa? There are people who've never seen Shogun?

Netflix says this: "Full of action and drama, this critically acclaimed television miniseries based on James Clavell's best-selling novel follows the adventures of the English navigator Blackthorn (Richard Chamberlain). In his travels, a devastating shipwreck lands him in the middle of the political power struggle between the aspiring Shogun, Lord Toranaga (Toshiro Mifune), and the Emperor in feudal Japan."

Essentially, this was the made-for-tv movie in the 80's. It is so damn good. Blackthorn isn't really a pirate, per say, but if civilized Britishmen were as dirty as he was, I shudder to think how filthy pirates must have been. You probably could have made rennet for cheese from their sweat. Hell, you probably could have made cheese straight from their sweat. Fetid.
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Re: Pirates vs. Everything Else: Who or What Rocks More?
« Reply #31 on: November 01, 2005, 02:08:12 PM »
Quote from: Ghreyfain on November 01, 2005, 12:36:23 AM
Tomorrow the truth will be revealed, as I act the complete dork and wear my hallowe'en costume the day *after* hallowe'en, for the purposes of combatting a PUMPKOTRON to the death.

Could you let him battle Eggplant Man first?

Demonius, did you have a sword or a rapier? Without a rapier Zorro could be confused for a pirate with an obsession for black. I don't recall Zorro having a whip in the first movie. But that might have been censored.

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Re: Pirates vs. Everything Else: Who or What Rocks More?
« Reply #32 on: November 01, 2005, 02:23:19 PM »
Just a plastic sword, a ninja sword, I think it was. And a drawn on mustache since I was around 15 at the time. In the mask of Zorro there was some whip play goin on. Accually, I cant remember if Zorro himself used the whip, or if it was his mentor, the old Zorro. The new Zorro movie just came out, havent seen it yet.
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Re: Pirates vs. Everything Else: Who or What Rocks More?
« Reply #33 on: November 01, 2005, 02:32:22 PM »
Quote from: Demonious on November 01, 2005, 02:23:19 PM
Just a plastic sword, a ninja sword, I think it was. And a drawn on mustache since I was around 15 at the time. In the mask of Zorro there was some whip play goin on. Accually, I cant remember if Zorro himself used the whip, or if it was his mentor, the old Zorro. The new Zorro movie just came out, havent seen it yet.

In the movie "Zorro, the Gay Blade," Zorro's flamboyant son uses a whip. Seriously. And he wears really oddly colored coatumes . . . and George Hamilton is in it.
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Re: Pirates vs. Everything Else: Who or What Rocks More?
« Reply #34 on: November 01, 2005, 07:29:40 PM »
I'm pretty sure the only man who can use a whip and not be gay is Indiana Jones.
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Re: Pirates vs. Everything Else: Who or What Rocks More?
« Reply #35 on: November 01, 2005, 11:32:50 PM »
Australian stockmen would object to this argument.
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Re: Pirates vs. Everything Else: Who or What Rocks More?
« Reply #36 on: November 02, 2005, 12:36:02 AM »
I have no idea what a stockman is.  They sound pretty gay, though, using whips and stuff.  Probably have assless chaps, too.  Man.  How very utterly homosexual.  I tell ya.  Those Australian stockmen.  They're just the worst.
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Re: Pirates vs. Everything Else: Who or What Rocks More?
« Reply #37 on: November 02, 2005, 02:07:56 AM »
Stockmen don't wear chaps. That is for show-offs in rodeos. Chaps give too much protection. Stockmen wear moleskin trousers. That is a hardwearing cotton?  for those who don't know. They herd cattle. Possibly sheep too. They have dogs that help them. They spend long days out on the station, (I think you refer to this as the farm) and hanging around with the cows in isolated parts of the country. Feeding, watering them and moving them about from place to place in search of feed. In the past they took them to market.
As any self-respecting utter homosexual would have better things to do with his time , I think we can safely say stockmen do not contain the largest gay community in Australia.

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Re: Pirates vs. Everything Else: Who or What Rocks More?
« Reply #38 on: November 02, 2005, 02:14:27 PM »
The words sheep and whip shouldnt be used in the same post. Going to work now. Maybe working on mod later.
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Re: Pirates vs. Everything Else: Who or What Rocks More?
« Reply #39 on: November 02, 2005, 05:00:41 PM »
What does ranching have to do with gays?
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Re: Pirates vs. Everything Else: Who or What Rocks More?
« Reply #40 on: November 04, 2005, 12:19:39 AM »
It's a station, not a ranch.

Wasn't there a cowboy in the Village People?

*Did Pumpkotron put up a fight at all?
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Re: Pirates vs. Everything Else: Who or What Rocks More?
« Reply #41 on: November 04, 2005, 01:16:43 AM »
Pumpkotron yet lives, because 1) it snowed the day after hallowe'en, so I wasn't really up to it, and 2) I got called in to work, then went out, then went to sleep, then went to work, then slept again, then forgot.  I noticed him on my way in just now, and his antenna is very limp and sad.
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Re: Pirates vs. Everything Else: Who or What Rocks More?
« Reply #42 on: November 04, 2005, 07:10:07 AM »
A tip for keeping carved pumpkins looking fresh: Put vasoline on all cut, exposed surfaces to keep them from curling and looking tired.

Thank you. This has been a carved pumpkin tip.
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Re: Pirates vs. Everything Else: Who or What Rocks More?
« Reply #43 on: November 04, 2005, 08:42:45 PM »
Why would I want my pumpkin to look fresh?
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Re: Pirates vs. Everything Else: Who or What Rocks More?
« Reply #44 on: November 04, 2005, 08:45:57 PM »
So Pumpkotron can live to fight another day?  :D
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Re: Pirates vs. Everything Else: Who or What Rocks More?
« Reply #45 on: November 04, 2005, 08:51:43 PM »
What the fuck is a PUMPKOTRON?
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Re: Pirates vs. Everything Else: Who or What Rocks More?
« Reply #46 on: November 04, 2005, 10:38:06 PM »
Quote from: glain on November 04, 2005, 08:45:57 PM
So Pumpkotron can live to fight another day?  :D

Exactly. They last a lot longer if you seal off the "wounds."
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Re: Pirates vs. Everything Else: Who or What Rocks More?
« Reply #47 on: November 07, 2005, 12:07:14 PM »
A site with much pirate-related gear...

http://www.mcphee.com/categories/pirate.html

...including pirate band-aids (oddly enough not listed under the Pirate category, but listed under the Bandages category), pirate wrapping paper, pirate bath mat, & my favorite: What Would a Pirate Do? Deluxe Spin Folder, with categories such as...

LOOT AND PILLAGE
BURY THE BOOTY
YELL "LAND HO"
KEELHAUL A SCURVY DOG
...etc.

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Re: Pirates vs. Everything Else: Who or What Rocks More?
« Reply #48 on: November 08, 2005, 12:04:02 AM »
heres a screwball pirate for you's

http://maddox.xmission.com/
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