Thanks everyone for their good wishes.
@The Mothers - Could not agree with you more on the labor comments. According to the books, there is some hormone that makes a woman forgetful about the birth experience, it hasn't hit me yet, and it doesn't sound like you ladies have forgotten either.
@UserUnfriendly - For some reason I knew about Vivien Thomas Taylor. I don't know how because my brain is only capable of watching Red Dwarf (Thank goodness for netflix gift subscriptions) or Vh1 (Maxim's hot 100, The Top 100 child stars, Surreal Life repeats, etc.) I would like to assume this state of mind is temporary but I doubt it.
@Cyber - Didn't know the font could go so big. Thanks.
@Eral - She seems like a pretty good baby so far but my brother assures me that there is a "demon" baby hiding within her. (Insert frightened smillie.)