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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #75 on: April 11, 2005, 03:13:17 PM »
Guess I should take it as well....

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Bring on the mixers! Take something strong, add something without any alcohol and you got yourself a Cuba Libre, a Presbyterian, a Greyhound or a Whiskey Sour. You like your drinks strong, but with the flavors of your favorite colas or juices. You're willing to try something new, just so long as it doesn't give you a headache.
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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #76 on: April 11, 2005, 03:57:29 PM »
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Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (20) , wine (133), and liquor (95). 
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. 

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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #77 on: April 11, 2005, 05:11:46 PM »
A sober one mostly, I guess.

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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #78 on: April 11, 2005, 05:51:39 PM »
Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 116 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (50), and liquor (78). 
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. 
 



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
 
 You scored higher than 45% on proof
 
 You scored higher than 89% on beer index
 
 You scored higher than 84% on wine index
 
 You scored higher than 91% on liquor index
 
 :oi'm quite dissappointed :( way too low :(

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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #79 on: April 11, 2005, 09:57:37 PM »
Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 116 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (100), and liquor (78).    
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.    
    
You scored higher than 31% on proof   
You scored higher than 81% on beer index   
You scored higher than 90% on wine index   
You scored higher than 84% on liquor index

Hmmm.  By the way, I consider it interesting that the quiz was geared towards Amercian beer drinkers and the only beer I'd actually heard of was Heinekin.  But then, I've never been much of a beer drinker.  :P
« Last Edit: April 11, 2005, 10:00:56 PM by Silk »
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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #80 on: April 13, 2005, 07:49:53 AM »
Rum
Congratulations! You're 83 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (50), and liquor (52). 
Bring on the mixers! Take something strong, add something without any alcohol and you got yourself a Cuba Libre, a Presbyterian, a Greyhound or a Whiskey Sour. You like your drinks strong, but with the flavors of your favorite colas or juices. You're willing to try something new, just so long as it doesn't give you a headache.

My score indicates that at least half my answers were guesses.  It's been so long I thought they literally meant 99 bananas.   ;)
« Last Edit: April 13, 2005, 07:53:58 AM by Cybersquirt »
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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #81 on: April 13, 2005, 10:27:54 AM »

 151 again.
 
 haven't "lost" "it", i guess.
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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #82 on: April 14, 2005, 06:49:27 AM »
funny how high you score reverend :)

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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #83 on: May 03, 2005, 02:10:24 AM »
Having said that ED is welcome to join the ranks of IQHNSA (Internet Quiz Haters Not So Anonymus) PPG chapter. :D

That simply won't do.  I don't hate them in particular, it's just an all-encompassing bitterness I give to everything and anything.  I actually enjoy most, except when they're... so poorly done.

About the alcohol thingy:

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Congratulations! You're 83 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (33), and liquor (43). 
Bring on the mixers! Take something strong, add something without any alcohol and you got yourself a Cuba Libre, a Presbyterian, a Greyhound or a Whiskey Sour. You like your drinks strong, but with the flavors of your favorite colas or juices. You're willing to try something new, just so long as it doesn't give you a headache. 
 



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
 
 You scored higher than 1% on proof
 
 You scored higher than 77% on beer index
 
 You scored higher than 76% on wine index
 
 You scored higher than 76% on liquor index


Which I find vastly amusing.  For the most part, I didn't have a flarking clue what it was talking about.  I liked the physiology ones (where is alcohol absorbed, who gets drunk faster) and those don't really have to do with alcohol.  Not a bad score for some one who guessed 80% ish.  I think.  For the life of me, how did I do that much better than the average person in my age group in everything but 'proof.'  And how did I score higher than every one?  Teenagers must really be that stupid. ::)

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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #84 on: May 03, 2005, 02:47:06 AM »
Ghreyfain, tell us that story about Emerald Dragon again? It was so enlightening.
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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #85 on: May 03, 2005, 05:35:33 AM »
just how old are you then ed?

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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #86 on: May 04, 2005, 01:12:52 PM »
Congratulations! You're 130 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (100), and liquor (78). 
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. 
 


My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 57% on proof
You scored higher than 81% on beer index
You scored higher than 94% on wine index
You scored higher than 86% on liquor index

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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #87 on: May 04, 2005, 03:03:14 PM »
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Congratulations! You're 139 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (100), and liquor (104).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.


My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

       You scored higher than 76% on proof
       You scored higher than 75% on beer index
       You scored higher than 87% on wine index
       You scored higher than 88% on liquor index
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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #88 on: May 04, 2005, 03:25:32 PM »
Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 132 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (116), and liquor (121). 

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
 
 You scored higher than 56% on proof
 
 You scored higher than 83% on beer index
 
 You scored higher than 95% on wine index
 
 You scored higher than 96% on liquor index
 
How did I score that poorly on beer?  I brew the stuff at home, for crying out loud!  I know I screwed up a number of the bar-drinking questions, like which was the best deal, so maybe that was part of it.

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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #89 on: May 09, 2005, 04:20:40 PM »
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Congratulations! You're 93 proof, with specific scores in beer (140) , wine (33), and liquor (60).
All right...you're getting into the harder stuff. A good martini, a Mai Tai or straight shots of hard liquor is what you're into.

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       You scored higher than 2% on proof
       
       You scored higher than 98% on beer index
       
       You scored higher than 75% on wine index
       
       You scored higher than 76% on liquor index
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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #90 on: May 09, 2005, 07:46:18 PM »
just how old are you then ed?


The wonderfully daft age of 16.

Ghreyfain, tell us that story about Emerald Dragon again? It was so enlightening.

Geeze, that's some unfounded hostility.

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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #91 on: May 11, 2005, 10:54:11 PM »
Book and Language Snob

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Actually, I constantly fight the urge to correct people's grammar. ;D  And, yes, I have a tendancy to insult certain books that are (imo) poorly written and should be banned from all libraries and burned. (*cough* Half-Blood Chronicles and Shadows of Doom *cough*)
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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #92 on: May 18, 2005, 07:15:36 PM »
Food and wine connaseiur - that word just don't look write...right....whatever. :)
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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #94 on: June 13, 2005, 07:46:26 AM »
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