Author Topic: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.  (Read 13125 times)

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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #50 on: April 03, 2005, 02:04:19 PM »
Wow, this topic went downhill fast.  How's about no one get any more offended than they are, and let me tell a story about a guy back in the olden days named EmeraldDragon?

Y'see, this EmeraldDragon was a very dischargeresque young fellow, and everyone ignored him until he went away.

(PS, the story has a moral.)
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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #51 on: April 03, 2005, 02:28:14 PM »
Wow, this topic went downhill fast.

I can have that effect.  I'd apologize but it's at least slightly on topic.   :P

How's about no one get any more offended than they are,

Is any one actually offended?  I'd be surprised if they were.

and let me tell a story about a guy back in the olden days named EmeraldDragon?

Y'see, this EmeraldDragon was a very dischargeresque young fellow, and everyone ignored him until he went away.

(PS, the story has a moral.)

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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #52 on: April 03, 2005, 04:36:31 PM »
Wow, this topic went downhill fast. How's about no one get any more offended than they are, and let me tell a story about a guy back in the olden days named EmeraldDragon?

Y'see, this EmeraldDragon was a very dischargeresque young fellow, and everyone ignored him until he went away.

(PS, the story has a moral.)
Sounds like someone that totally sucked.
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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #53 on: April 07, 2005, 08:10:05 AM »
Now seems like a good time...  (ahem)

Fine Art and Decor:

Name the era, and you can name every artist from it. You've got an eye for design and a knack for feng shui. Color schemes, architecture, and objt d'art - these are all your forts. [sic] What people love: You're the perfect person to shop with. What people hate: They have to clean their house whenever you come over.

Yeah, until they've been to mine.  ;D

The problem with these internet quizzes is they have to pick something, one something.  I don't think that means elitism, but stereotype.  So then, if there was no category for ED, then ED never took the quiz or ED didn't like the result.

I think ED's just bored  :pirate
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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #54 on: April 07, 2005, 12:03:47 PM »
well there must be a category for each of us :P he was just dissappointed in his :D

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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #55 on: April 07, 2005, 12:39:47 PM »
 Who knew that this could be a contentious topic? I must search for more inflammatory quizzes. :pirate

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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #56 on: April 07, 2005, 07:35:01 PM »
Well now that Jester has come over to the dark side of Internet quizzes, we do need a new Internet Quiz Snob. Maybe Ed will apply for the position.
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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #57 on: April 09, 2005, 02:11:28 AM »
... So then, if there was no category for ED, then ED never took the quiz...

I think ED's just bored  :pirate

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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #58 on: April 09, 2005, 04:03:53 AM »
[qoute]Well now that Jester has come over to the dark side of Internet quizzes, we do need a new Internet Quiz Snob. Maybe Ed will apply for the position.[/qoute]

Testing the shallow waters of internet quiz addiction does not mean I cannot detest them at every turn. Granted CATS needed more testing than the thumb-lover-thingy to show its true erm value.

[seduced by dark side]So I said I have to know my enemy and challenged every quiz head on. I want to test their powers.[/seduced by dark side]

Having said that ED is welcome to join the ranks of IQHNSA (Internet Quiz Haters Not So Anonymus) PPG chapter. :D
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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #59 on: April 09, 2005, 05:10:27 AM »
IQHNSA?  That won't do.  Acronyns should be something pronouncable.  And that's certainly not pronouncable.  :P
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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #60 on: April 09, 2005, 07:03:22 AM »
well we could also make a new thread just about ed's elitism :P

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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #61 on: April 09, 2005, 07:23:56 AM »
@IQHNSA not pronouncable:

It is! It is read 'Iku-n-sha' which is incidentally also a Mohawk word which is about a funny story and a dirty joke, but it does not translate that well, sorry. After months of neglecting my other duties I found it on an old piece of leather in the garage which has been built as it turned out on a secret and remote Indian burial ground. Very secret and very, very remote!
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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #62 on: April 09, 2005, 07:31:36 AM »
There is no H in there.  H-sound or otherwise.  Nice try though.

LOL.

There's still time to rethink the name of your Most Elite Group however.  You know, cover your tracks a little better.  ;)

Da: something tells me that ED might enjoy a round or ten of verbal sparring, but the mods might not.   :)
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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #63 on: April 09, 2005, 08:24:59 AM »
The H is of course unpronounced, because it was treated as sacred by the Mohawk, silly. :D It denotes a stopping sound in the back of your mouth! But chances are we relaunch with a catchier name any time soon. Suggestions welcome!
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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #64 on: April 09, 2005, 09:45:29 AM »
A stopping sound in the back of my mouth is a K.

Q and K have quite a bit in common.  Hmm.  Add C to the list as well, but only when it's pronounced like K, of course.

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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #65 on: April 09, 2005, 10:13:18 AM »
Well, Fickle would not be my preferred battle cry, but we are not Veterans for Babes on Speedboats either.


... and what David Byrne sang in tribute to Cole Porter: Don't fence me in. :D

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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #66 on: April 09, 2005, 03:07:23 PM »
Time for a new quiz...
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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #67 on: April 09, 2005, 08:07:14 PM »
InterNet Quiz Snobs United. INQSU rolls off the tongue nicely.
IQSU works as well, and causes no conflict with the sacred Mohawk letter "H".
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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #68 on: April 10, 2005, 12:00:04 PM »
well, you asked!  Fickle, indeed. :P

Veterans for Babes on Speedboats?   :o
That conjures some interesting images... none too pleasing, however.

INQSU.. now that sound like Cherokee.  ;D

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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #71 on: April 11, 2005, 10:29:52 AM »
Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 127 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (133), and liquor (86). 
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.  :pirate


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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #72 on: April 11, 2005, 12:58:10 PM »
Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 123 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (50), and liquor (104).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

You scored higher than 43% on proof
You scored higher than 89% on beer index
You scored higher than 84% on wine index
You scored higher than 96% on liquor index

This is rather tragic considering how many of the answers I gave were guesses
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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #73 on: April 11, 2005, 12:58:47 PM »
Whoa, did much better than I expected. I guessed on a number of them.

Bacardi 151

Congratulations! You're 144 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (150), and liquor (113).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

       You scored higher than 81% on proof
       You scored higher than 88% on beer index
       You scored higher than 98% on wine index
       You scored higher than 93% on liquor index

I guess all those brain cells were sacrificed for a good cause!

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Re: What Kind of Elitist Are You? A quiz.
« Reply #74 on: April 11, 2005, 01:50:02 PM »
sure is man alcohol is the way ;D