Glain, I hereby state that I in NO way think your real church condones, advocates or encourages people to engage in the activities hinted at in this thread.
I just think there would be a rapid rise in membership if they did. But then, they would be less like a church.
Opera: No smiley?
I would reply, but I fear the barriers of good taste and breeding would burst with a painful shriek, and this thread, which has hovered on the brink of EXTREMELY bad taste, would give a despairing cry and fling itself into the depths. And then I would be in trouble with my mum. And St. Jo.