On Saturday, November 13, I invite you all to join me in observing the first One-Day Bruceday.
Q: What's a Bruceday?
A: On November 13, I will be creating a new One-Day NPC: "Bruce, the Cockney Barfighter." I invite all and sundry to ALSO create their interpretation on the theme "Bruce, the Cockney Barfighter." May the best Bruce win!
Q: I don't get it.
A: That's not a question, but, okay, I'll explain. Some people have lamented that Kelsey isn't a strong, manly enough personality type, and I would scoff that instead of Kelsey, I should have created "Bruce, the Cockney Barfighter" if all players wanted was some rough-and-tumble testosterone type. So, now, I'm going to. And I invite you to do the same.
Q: Do you really expect anybody else to take part in this?
A: Why not? There's over a half-dozen One-Day NPCs already, after all. Think of it as an Iron Modder tuneup.
Q: Why? Why do such a thing, Cromptina?
A: You mean, because there's no such thing as a "Cockney" in the Forgotten Realms? Because it's the use of a perfectly good Saturday? Because I like the creative exercise. And who knows what a bunch of people working on their own Bruce might stumble upon in a creative frenzy that might turn into a bigger project?
Q: Okay. If (and this isn't a promise) I were to MAYBE be interested in this, what should I do?
A: Make your own "Bruce, the Cockney Barfighter" NPC mod on Saturday, November 13, and tell us of your feat on this board. I'll put anything that gets created up on the One-Day NPC site if you so desire.
Q: Where can I direct helpful remarks such as "Bruce isn't a cockney name!" or "Cockeys are clearly found in Turmish, not in Amn!"?
A: This new discussion thread: http://forums.pocketplane.net/index.php?topic=17108.0