You're all obviously wondering what happened, and St. Jo is just having a hard time composing her thoughts to tell the rest of the tale.
It's true: bruises fade but emotional scars take
A LOT longer to heal. I... I guess I overestimated my resilience to twisted mind games.
All I need say is: I TOOK HER OUT TO LUNCH.
After he was done he
BEAT me
at air hockey.
Oh the humanity!