Author Topic: Oh the things that could happen in 15 year's time.  (Read 3480 times)

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Oh the things that could happen in 15 year's time.
« on: October 07, 2004, 05:10:06 PM »
I decided to kind of write my own synoposis on what I think will happen in about 15 years to a few select people. Just a bit of a joke, but I thought it be interesting to read. Please be aware that to understand a few of these, you have to know the people fairly well.

Enjoy.


JCompton ended up trying to put his modding abilities to the test, by entering a worldwide “Who is the Best Modder?” contest. He ended up getting 2nd place, and won $10,000. In his glory he decided to try and hack into FW and takeover Neil’s position. JC has never been seen since.

Ghreyfain eventually left PPG to start his own Pancake franchise, with a pirate theme. “Pirates and Pancakes” (or PAP) went bankrupt after 2 weeks of business. Ghreyfain is now on the streets forever holding up a tin can to nearby strangers.

After JC had left PPG, Icelus had assumed the role of the PPG leader. After winning the lottery (2.4 Billion Dollars) he decided to start PPG Inc in Texas and is now working on BGIII with his 200+ employees. He seems to be doing well.

After unsuccessfully trying to find a way to kill every bear imaginable, Corvis contented to taking over the US. While trying to shoot the US president (Bush IV) Corvis had a heart attack and died. His grave now says, “Keep off, you fag!”

Alarielle and GrimSqueaker decided to get married and moved to secret Tropical Island somewhere off the coast of the Atlantic. They are reported to be doing well, though they have no toes because of those damn sea turtles, so they use wheel chairs, and when in the sand, crutches.

Moreina after discovering where I lived attempted to shoot me by climbing up a ladder and aiming through my window. Unfortunately, my house was next door and she ended up getting arrested for 1st degree murder. No one knows how, but Moreina escaped the Prison she was in before going to trial, and is now on the run. No one has seen her since.
*UPDATE* A note was found under Moreina's bed in her jail cell! It reads "Die discharger!!!!"

tomas had eventually agreed on a dare (by StopLightRed) to streak through Finland, with a big sign on his chest that says “Suck Dikc!” tomas is now in jail, with a 5 year holding.

Kish decided to help Icelus with creating PPG Inc. but in the end decide to create Kish Co. so as to create more D&D games. Kish Co. lasted for three years, but was eventually gassed out by Corvis for supporting "Protect the Bears." Every single Kish Co. member died that day.  :'(

Aurora decided to become a school gym teacher, but was fired after yelling at the fat kids for sucking so much. She eventually decided to work for Kish Co. and you can guess what happened there  :-\

Bons wished forevermore that she would turn into a llama. Eventually she ended up going partially insane, and moved to a llama settlement in the alps. People have reported seeing a naked furry "llama women" grazing with the others.

Mael agreed to helping Corvis, by killing the President (and many of his supporters) so he decided to hook up a bomp. Unfortunantly he read the directions wrong, and instead of putting slot A in Slot B, he put Slot B in Slot C, therefore causing a massive explosion. No one was killed except him, because he was fortunantly in his home.

Neriana Nothing happened to Neriana. She got married, had 2 children, and died a 78. What else can I say?

Thanks to Seb for some of the help  ;)



« Last Edit: October 11, 2004, 10:26:48 AM by Echani »

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Re: Oh the things that could happen in 15 year's time.
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2004, 05:36:54 PM »
Shouldn't this be in fanfic as it is a sort of metafanfic from beyond the fourth wall?
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Re: Oh the things that could happen in 15 year's time.
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2004, 05:39:35 PM »
Shouldn't this be in fanfic as it is a sort of metafanfic from beyond the fourth wall?

It's not really a fanfic.

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Re: Oh the things that could happen in 15 year's time.
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2004, 06:25:20 PM »
I should be flattered that as the first person ever to hate discharger, I got the worst outcome.  If imitation is the greatest form of flattery, I suppose this could be taken in the same way.

I'm also fairly certain this post ought to be moved somewhere far far away.  At least until tomorrow.
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Re: Oh the things that could happen in 15 year's time.
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2004, 07:33:34 PM »
Moreina would never be convicted in this case. Justifiable homicide.
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Re: Oh the things that could happen in 15 year's time.
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2004, 08:11:34 PM »
Love is in the air...  ;D
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Re: Oh the things that could happen in 15 year's time.
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2004, 08:44:20 PM »
Should I be glad that I apparently fell under the radar and didn't get an outcome?
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Re: Oh the things that could happen in 15 year's time.
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2004, 10:16:04 PM »
In 15 years, Kish, WE WILL BE OBSOLETE.
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Re: Oh the things that could happen in 15 year's time.
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2004, 10:20:27 PM »
In 15 years, Kish, WE WILL BE OBSOLETE.

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Re: Oh the things that could happen in 15 year's time.
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2004, 11:15:06 PM »
hehe, I have never been solete in my life. SO I BEAT YOU ALL.

He forgot himself too...15 years later: He's still posting here trying to make friends and failing :)
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Re: Oh the things that could happen in 15 year's time.
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2004, 01:50:40 AM »
I guess if we don't headline, we're not discharge-worthy.

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Re: Oh the things that could happen in 15 year's time.
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2004, 03:54:13 AM »
Tropical island off the coast of Scotland?  Wrong country mate...  You find anything tropical near Scotland, it'll be a bloody miracle.
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Re: Oh the things that could happen in 15 year's time.
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2004, 03:56:26 AM »
Tropical island off the coast of Scotland?  Wrong country mate...  You find anything tropical near Scotland, it'll be a bloody miracle.

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Re: Oh the things that could happen in 15 year's time.
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2004, 04:23:49 AM »
I thought you Scots are such a hardy breed that you consider anything that is not ice tropical. :P Scots Wahee (or however that is spelled).
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Re: Oh the things that could happen in 15 year's time.
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2004, 10:48:17 AM »
Should I be glad that I apparently fell under the radar and didn't get an outcome?
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Re: Oh the things that could happen in 15 year's time.
« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2004, 10:56:15 AM »
Who is Kish?
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Re: Oh the things that could happen in 15 year's time.
« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2004, 07:36:20 PM »
in 15 years i will be retired, i can just see me now in the old age home playing BG all day!  ;)
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Re: Oh the things that could happen in 15 year's time.
« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2004, 08:10:17 PM »
Who is Kish?

Kish is Satori and the smell of one dog sleeping.  :-yin
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Re: Oh the things that could happen in 15 year's time.
« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2004, 08:16:43 PM »
I wasn't sure what to write about Kish. Maybe I'll add something for him and a few other people later.
« Last Edit: October 08, 2004, 08:19:31 PM by Echani »

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Re: Oh the things that could happen in 15 year's time.
« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2004, 10:04:52 PM »
Okay, I updated it.

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Re: Oh the things that could happen in 15 year's time.
« Reply #20 on: October 09, 2004, 05:30:16 PM »
Your very own forum limpet - that is as endearing as testicular or ovarian cancer . . .

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