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Iron Viking!!! (Song!!!)
« on: September 19, 2004, 09:24:40 PM »
sorry, bons, icelus, ghrey, kismet...I wish I'd thought of writing a song when you guys won in previous iron modders, but 1: I didn't think of it at the time (d'uh!) 2: I didn't get inspired by the witty banter about it in the commentaries. (besides, i tried to do something with that song a long time ago, and it just clicked into my mind, when I found out SConrad is the iron viking... :P)

This is for you, SConrad!!!

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/l/led-zeppelin/82032.html

watch the viking kitties...(related to the Iron Viking? hmmm...)

http://www.dennyweb.com/viking_kittens.htm

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Iron Viking!!!

Ah, ah,
I come from the land of the ice and snow,
>from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
Iron Viking you Sods!
Will drive my scripts to new lands,
To fight the horde, scripting and modding:
Kaga, My mod is coming!
All other mods, are such silly bores,
I will crush all others in this Weidu war!
Ah, ah,
I come from the land of the ice and snow,
>from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
My cuisine will reign Supreme!
I will wipe the floor,
Stomping your mods into bloody gore!
Yes, Insane Overlord!
All other mods, are such silly bores,
I will crush all others in this Weidu war!
So now you’d better stop and rebuild all your Tp2s,
For only Iron Viking can win the day
Weep for you are all losing. :pirate :pirate :pirate :pirate :pirate
« Last Edit: September 19, 2004, 09:38:32 PM by Userunfriendly »
Jansens aren't as harmless like everybody supposes!
They got them stumpy legs and puffy potato noses!
And what's with all the turnips?
Why do they eat so much root vegetables, anyway?
Jansens, Jansens,
It must be Jansens!!!
(or it could be griffins)

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Re: Iron Viking!!! (Song!!!)
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2004, 10:30:16 PM »
* Ghreyfain grooves to the tune of Irenicus [Redeem This Mix], and sings along (with his own words).

"Ah.  The mod of SConrad has awoken.
It is time for more... shenanigans."

...

"They will suffer!  SConrads will ALL suffer!"

...

"I look upon you and feel nothing,
I remember nothing but you bribing the judges, along with all the others."

...

"Once my thirst for victory was everything,
and now I hunger only for my hat,
And I. Will. HAVE IT!"


Sore loser?  Me?  Pshaw I say!
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Re: Iron Viking!!! (Song!!!)
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2004, 02:06:47 AM »
* Ghreyfain grooves to the tune of Irenicus [Redeem This Mix], and sings along (with his own words).

"Ah.  The mod of SConrad has awoken.
It is time for more... shenanigans."

...

"They will suffer!  SConrads will ALL suffer!"

...

"I look upon you and feel nothing,
I remember nothing but you bribing the judges, along with all the others."

...

"Once my thirst for victory was everything,
and now I hunger only for my hat,
And I. Will. HAVE IT!"


Sore loser?  Me?  Pshaw I say!

as you all know, every few months, the iron modding contest actually has two contests.  the modding, and the obligatory trash talk before and after the contest.  once again, the iron pirate has managed to grab the crown this year.  we had a close match last year, with the smooth and dry wit of bons as she did a convincing buchaneer alpacha-at-large, ghrey, as in every year, has once again captured the title of Iron Trashtalker!!! *Iron Modding trophy icon*

(hey, if anyone is good at gif making, how about an iron trophy icon?) :pirate :pirate :pirate :) ;) :D ;D
Jansens aren't as harmless like everybody supposes!
They got them stumpy legs and puffy potato noses!
And what's with all the turnips?
Why do they eat so much root vegetables, anyway?
Jansens, Jansens,
It must be Jansens!!!
(or it could be griffins)

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Re: Iron Viking!!! (Song!!!)
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2004, 02:09:55 AM »
as you all know, every few months, the iron modding contest actually has two contests. the modding, and the obligatory trash talk before and after the contest. once again, the iron pirate has managed to grab the crown this year. we had a close match last year, with the smooth and dry wit of bons as she did a convincing buchaneer alpacha-at-large, ghrey, as in every year, has once again captured the title of Iron Trashtalker!!! *Iron Modding trophy icon*

(hey, if anyone is good at gif making, how about an iron trophy icon?) :pirate :pirate :pirate :) ;) :D ;D

You know, that sounds very much like a "there, there.  Don't cry." :P
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Re: Iron Viking!!! (Song!!!)
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2004, 02:17:12 AM »
as you all know, every few months, the iron modding contest actually has two contests. the modding, and the obligatory trash talk before and after the contest. once again, the iron pirate has managed to grab the crown this year. we had a close match last year, with the smooth and dry wit of bons as she did a convincing buchaneer alpacha-at-large, ghrey, as in every year, has once again captured the title of Iron Trashtalker!!! *Iron Modding trophy icon*

(hey, if anyone is good at gif making, how about an iron trophy icon?) :pirate :pirate :pirate :) ;) :D ;D

You know, that sounds very much like a "there, there.  Don't cry." :P

a masterpiece!!!

we may soon have an upset here folks, since Alariella has just at the last minute a devistating one, which may capture the crown for iron trashtalker 5!  mr pirate, would you care to respond? :pirate :pirate :pirate
Jansens aren't as harmless like everybody supposes!
They got them stumpy legs and puffy potato noses!
And what's with all the turnips?
Why do they eat so much root vegetables, anyway?
Jansens, Jansens,
It must be Jansens!!!
(or it could be griffins)

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Re: Iron Viking!!! (Song!!!)
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2004, 05:49:41 AM »
UU: Best. Song. EVAR. ;D

Ghrey: LMAO!  :D
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Re: Iron Viking!!! (Song!!!)
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2004, 11:53:16 AM »
You know, that sounds very much like a "there, there. Don't cry." :P

we may soon have an upset here folks, since Alariella has just at the last minute a devistating one, which may capture the crown for iron trashtalker 5! mr pirate, would you care to respond? :pirate :pirate :pirate

Whoa now.  Picking on pirates who haven't even had their jam and peanut butter on toast just ain't cricket, and this after I went to all the trouble of making that brand new eyepatch.  Some people just have no shame, I guess.
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Re: Iron Viking!!! (Song!!!)
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2004, 10:38:49 AM »
I... sorry Ghrey  :'(
I think you'll find I was merely pointing out how UU was suggesting you are weak enough to need comforting.  Or something.  Yeah...

I don't know, ok?!
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Re: Iron Viking!!! (Song!!!)
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2004, 11:55:00 AM »
Well, fine.  I'm not one of those pirates that seeks revenge above all else, so I'll let this slip.  I'm more of a booty-seeking pirate.  (And if you ever even think about trying to take some of my hard-earned booty, all bets are off.  FUHGEDDABOUDIT.)
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Re: Iron Viking!!! (Song!!!)
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2004, 12:08:58 PM »
Well, fine. I'm not one of those pirates that seeks revenge above all else, so I'll let this slip. I'm more of a booty-seeking pirate. (And if you ever even think about trying to take some of my hard-earned booty, all bets are off. FUHGEDDABOUDIT.)

Ok, I'll just go for the booty you didn't work for.  :)
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Re: Iron Viking!!! (Song!!!)
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2004, 12:18:47 PM »
Bah.  Legalese.  There's really only one way this can be settled; madam, I challenge you to a duel!  Pistols at dawn.
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Re: Iron Viking!!! (Song!!!)
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2004, 12:20:24 PM »
Ghrey, I'm a swirly disco blob.  I HAVE NO HANDS!
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Re: Iron Viking!!! (Song!!!)
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2004, 01:07:46 PM »
As you can see, I choose my fights carefully.  Be there, or my crew gets some oddly glowing and colour-shifting rags with which to swab the deck come the following evening.
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Re: Iron Viking!!! (Song!!!)
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2004, 01:12:12 PM »
Fine.  But I shall choose my own weapon.  I choose... dance!
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Re: Iron Viking!!! (Song!!!)
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2004, 03:22:28 PM »
This is User da unfriendly from PT...Pirate television...

as you fans can see, the trashtalk has continued unabated, as Alarielle has just managed to dis-arm Ghrey's challenge by pointing out her own lack of manipulatory digits, as she is a psychodelic blob bouncing up and down...with an eye patch.

however she has failed to point out ghrey's own lack of hands, and has cleverly taken the lead, as she chose dance for the duel, an advantage that she can capitoize ruthlessly, since animated, while ghrey is...a pile of pancakes.

tune in for more iron trashtalk!!! :pirate :pirate :pirate
Jansens aren't as harmless like everybody supposes!
They got them stumpy legs and puffy potato noses!
And what's with all the turnips?
Why do they eat so much root vegetables, anyway?
Jansens, Jansens,
It must be Jansens!!!
(or it could be griffins)

 

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