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Offline neriana

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Devoted Lackey
« on: September 15, 2004, 07:14:55 PM »
Yes, being Jason's devoted lackey has been great, but it's getting a bit old for me, and I know it may be for others here too. What other modders need a brainless automaton to go into super stalk mode on command and slavishly obey all their whims, and generally do anything just for a fingernail clipping? Bons? Kismet? I've got a shrine already, all I need is a new picture to put in front of the candles.
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Re: Devoted Lackey
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2004, 07:26:19 PM »
Well, I've tried the devoted lackey thing, but discovered I do a piss poor job of it.
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Re: Devoted Lackey
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2004, 09:25:18 PM »
Hey!  I thought *I* was Kismet's devoted lackey!  Is there something I don't know about?   :( 
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Re: Devoted Lackey
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2004, 09:32:17 PM »
Sheesh, and I get stuck with the Dinins and Meldethars of the world.
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Re: Devoted Lackey
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2004, 05:52:44 AM »
I've never liked the devoted lackey thing...it's just not my style.

Shameless fanboy I do so well people come to me for advice on it...and I've been a member of a clique before too :)

Good luck on finding someone to be their lackey neri ^_^

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Re: Devoted Lackey
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2004, 11:57:31 AM »
I think Gospel said I could be his lackey. :) Don't have any of my own, though.
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Re: Devoted Lackey
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2004, 12:06:52 PM »
Sheesh, and I get stuck with the Dinins and Meldethars of the world.

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Re: Devoted Lackey
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2004, 12:58:53 PM »
Hmph, I personally like having minions.

Unfortuneately I have no minions here.

Of course, no one here haas cause to suppicate themselves before me.

My 12th grade Mythology teacher supplicated herself before me... But thats a story for another time.

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Re: Devoted Lackey
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2004, 05:29:20 PM »
Let it be known now and forevermore... I am Bons' bitch. 

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Re: Devoted Lackey
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2004, 05:38:37 PM »
I don't think Icelus is eager to share his lackey duties, ner. Plus, I really can't picture you declaring yourself my bitch.  ;)
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Re: Devoted Lackey
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2004, 06:48:40 PM »
Me thinks mr Icy should be sharing his lackey duties. I need a good slave to worship me.
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Re: Devoted Lackey
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2004, 07:40:22 AM »
Though I'm not a modder, and am far to lazy to ever become one, I have my own lackey in the form of SConrad being the owner of his soul. The only thing I've commanded him to do though is to call me Her Supreme Majesty. Maybe I should have him create for me an army of those monsters he can create? It could come in handy if I ever come up with a crazy take over the world scheme.
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Re: Devoted Lackey
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2004, 09:41:05 AM »
*raises hand* Where do I sign up to be a lackey?  :pirate
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Re: Devoted Lackey
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2004, 09:44:43 PM »
Hey, why hasn't Mael posted in here?

He's my hired thug!
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Re: Devoted Lackey
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2004, 02:11:08 AM »
Hey, why hasn't Mael posted in here?

He's my hired thug!

Not quite, I don't think you've ever actually paid him, have you?  It's more a case of family loyalty with him  :P
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Re: Devoted Lackey
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2004, 06:25:07 AM »
Though I'm not a modder, and am far to lazy to ever become one, I have my own lackey in the form of SConrad being the owner of his soul. The only thing I've commanded him to do though is to call me Her Supreme Majesty. Maybe I should have him create for me an army of those monsters he can create? It could come in handy if I ever come up with a crazy take over the world scheme.
Imagine my surprise to see my own name here...
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