I ran into this at random and found it hilarious. Excellent work (although many moons ago by now). I'm quite impressed.
"Punting" and "living room with a pool" were nice touches of "realism" for Athkatla. "Location, location, location" was cute for the real world.
I had a soft spot for all of Solaufein's appearances, and although I initially missed the joke ("[stagehand displays his answer on a card; he does not speak]") I ended up laughing out loud ("Solaufein, what do you have to say for yourself? Oh, that’s right—nothing."). Nicely done with the poetry as well.
Other chuckles: "Ready, boss." Ribald as Motel 6. "I knew that 12 intelligence would come back to bite me." "Not Kelsey? Anomen isn’t the only option anymore." Jan and Edwin as Edgar Snyder.
At any rate, I'm casting my vote for more Kelsey-Sola-Yada-Yada Game Show fics. :-)