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Re: Baldur's Gate: The Musical!
« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2004, 01:10:20 PM »
last night i was listening to Bon's Irenicus Jam, and then Cliffette made the commentary she wanted to hear Jan sing "Tiptoe through the Turnips"...

how could i resist? I did an improv, and it turned out surprisingly well. :pirate

http://home.hetnet.nl/~kjoe65/LYRICS/1968/6807062605.html

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Tiptoe through the Turnips

Tip-toe to the window
By the window, that is where I'll be
Come tip-toe thru the turnips with me
(Jan: Just let me get my step ladder...)

Tip-toe from your pillow
To the shadow of a willow tree
And tip-toe thru the turnips with me

Knee deep in turnip greens we'll stray
We'll keep the pesky griffins away

And if I kiss you in the garden
In the moonlight, will you pardon me?
And tip-toe thru the turnips with me
(Jan: Darn it, where's that step ladder again?)

Come tip-toe thru the turnips with me

To the shadow of a willow tree
And tip-toe thru the turnips with me

Knee deep in turnip greens we'll stray
We'll keep the pesky griffins away

And if I kiss you in the garden
In the moonlight, will you pardon me?
And tip-toe thru the turnips with me
(Jan: Damn it, I really need that step ladder!)

And if I kiss you in the garden
In the moonlight, will you pardon me?
And tip-toe thru the turnips with me
(Jan: Oh for the love of Bhaal! Honey, can you pick me up?)
Jansens aren't as harmless like everybody supposes!
They got them stumpy legs and puffy potato noses!
And what's with all the turnips?
Why do they eat so much root vegetables, anyway?
Jansens, Jansens,
It must be Jansens!!!
(or it could be griffins)

 

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