last night i was listening to Bon's Irenicus Jam, and then Cliffette made the commentary she wanted to hear Jan sing "Tiptoe through the Turnips"...
how could i resist? I did an improv, and it turned out surprisingly well.
http://home.hetnet.nl/~kjoe65/LYRICS/1968/6807062605.html-------------------------------
Tiptoe through the TurnipsTip-toe to the window
By the window, that is where I'll be
Come tip-toe thru the turnips with me
(Jan: Just let me get my step ladder...)
Tip-toe from your pillow
To the shadow of a willow tree
And tip-toe thru the turnips with me
Knee deep in turnip greens we'll stray
We'll keep the pesky griffins away
And if I kiss you in the garden
In the moonlight, will you pardon me?
And tip-toe thru the turnips with me
(Jan: Darn it, where's that step ladder again?)
Come tip-toe thru the turnips with me
To the shadow of a willow tree
And tip-toe thru the turnips with me
Knee deep in turnip greens we'll stray
We'll keep the pesky griffins away
And if I kiss you in the garden
In the moonlight, will you pardon me?
And tip-toe thru the turnips with me
(Jan: Damn it, I really need that step ladder!)
And if I kiss you in the garden
In the moonlight, will you pardon me?
And tip-toe thru the turnips with me
(Jan: Oh for the love of Bhaal! Honey, can you pick me up?)