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Offline CORVIS TERRIBLE MOUNTAIN GOD

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HAVE YOU NEVER DESIRED TO DESTROY
« on: April 03, 2004, 02:54:51 PM »
DOES NOT THE RAGE OF UTTER HELLDEATH BURN WITHIN YOUR FEVERED HEART AND BROW, BEATING LIKE A VERY LOUD DRUM MACHINE

HAVE YOU NEVER ONCE BEEN CONSUMED* WITH THE UNSLAKABLE LUST FOR VISCERA BEING PEELED FROM BONES AND SEPARATED NEATLY INTO PILES ACCORDING TO SIZE OR POSSIBLY ALPHABETICALLY AND YOU SPEND A VERY LONG TIME MAKING SURE THAT NONE ARE OUT OF PLACE AND EVERYTHING IS JUST SO, JUST SO I SAY, AND THEN YOU WATCH A MOVIE TO UNWIND AND THEN AFTER THE MOVIE YOU TAKE SEVERAL GENEROUS BITES OUT OF THE VULNERABLE EXPOSED THROAT OF SOMEONE'S GRANDMOTHER OR AUNT

DO YOU NOT FEEL THE NEED TO HAVE A BUTTON LABELED "KILL" AND YOU CAN PRESS IT AND THEN WHEN YOU PRESS IT SOMEONE GETS KILLED

IF A HOMELESS PERSON ASKS YOU FOR MONEY, CAN YOU HONESTLY TELL ME YOU'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT POURING BOILING OIL INTO HIS MOUTH AND NOSTRILS AND EARS BUT THEN YOU DON'T DO IT BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT

IS SCREECHING UNFETTERED ELECTRIC DEATH YOUR NUMBER ONE PRIORITY IN LIFE OR WHAT

ARE YOU GOING TO TRY TO TELL ME THAT IF YOU COULD BE ANY ANIMAL AT ALL, YOU WOULDN'T CHOOSE TO BE A SKELETON

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THOMAS DOLBY SONG? NOT RELEVANT TO THE DISCUSSION BUT I GET CURIOUS ABOUT THIS SORT OF THING

IF YOU KNEW A MECHANIC NAMED TOM, WOULD YOU KILL HIM AND BURN THE BODY

SERIOUSLY

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Re: HAVE YOU NEVER DESIRED TO DESTROY
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2004, 02:56:26 PM »
No.
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Re: HAVE YOU NEVER DESIRED TO DESTROY
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2004, 03:04:53 PM »
Hello Corvis.
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Re: HAVE YOU NEVER DESIRED TO DESTROY
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2004, 03:05:23 PM »
No.
Dang, you beat me to that one, Grhey. :D
People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

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Re: HAVE YOU NEVER DESIRED TO DESTROY
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2004, 03:53:34 PM »
I DESIRE TO DESTROY

I HAVE FELT THE CALL

I ACCEPT

MEOW
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Re: HAVE YOU NEVER DESIRED TO DESTROY
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2004, 03:55:21 PM »
Ah, Corvis appears, and we know springtime is here.
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Re: HAVE YOU NEVER DESIRED TO DESTROY
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2004, 04:01:47 PM »
Mothers (and everyone else, for that matter), lock up your vital organs.
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Re: HAVE YOU NEVER DESIRED TO DESTROY
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2004, 04:09:12 PM »
The color of infinity inside an empty glass.

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Re: HAVE YOU NEVER DESIRED TO DESTROY
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2004, 06:09:22 PM »
Feeling ok there Corvis?
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Re: HAVE YOU NEVER DESIRED TO DESTROY
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2004, 06:18:03 PM »
Should we give that guy his pills or something?  ;D
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Re: HAVE YOU NEVER DESIRED TO DESTROY
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2004, 06:20:29 PM »
You're welcome to try.  I'll get the phone ready to dial 911 when you get biten.
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Re: HAVE YOU NEVER DESIRED TO DESTROY
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2004, 07:55:38 PM »
Awww, you guys are no fun.

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Re: HAVE YOU NEVER DESIRED TO DESTROY
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2004, 10:46:33 PM »
YES! YES!

Then I go snuggle with my teddy bears and everything's ok.  :D
Well, there was this doggy. He was a very clever doggy. He said things like...like... "I would feel infinitely more comfortable in your presence if you would agree to treat gravity as a law, rather than one of a number of suggested options."

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Re: HAVE YOU NEVER DESIRED TO DESTROY
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2004, 10:56:26 PM »
...

Weird thing is, she scares me more than Corvis.
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Re: HAVE YOU NEVER DESIRED TO DESTROY
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2004, 11:24:37 PM »
It's her tentacles.  v. scary.
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Re: HAVE YOU NEVER DESIRED TO DESTROY
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2004, 11:29:40 PM »
Dead clowns crossed with ravens have been known to rant about their personal lives, but never to this extent!  :o

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Re: HAVE YOU NEVER DESIRED TO DESTROY
« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2004, 03:41:59 AM »
...

Weird thing is, she scares me more than Corvis.

Corvi is a fluffy bunny.

And scared? Of *me*? Sounds like someone needs a tentacle-probe hug!

*hugs*
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Re: HAVE YOU NEVER DESIRED TO DESTROY
« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2004, 04:24:50 AM »
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Re: HAVE YOU NEVER DESIRED TO DESTROY
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2004, 08:06:17 AM »
I DESIRE TO DESTROY

I HAVE FELT THE CALL

I ACCEPT

MEOW

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Re: HAVE YOU NEVER DESIRED TO DESTROY
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2004, 10:45:44 AM »
Um.... and I thought I was bad.

Though instead of a kill button can't we have a button that just starts nuclear chaos to strike the land?
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Re: HAVE YOU NEVER DESIRED TO DESTROY
« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2004, 10:47:20 AM »
some countries already have....:( sadly
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Re: HAVE YOU NEVER DESIRED TO DESTROY
« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2004, 10:40:46 PM »
I think Corvis is cranky and needs a hug too.  :P

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Re: HAVE YOU NEVER DESIRED TO DESTROY
« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2004, 04:09:25 PM »
I'd have to say this is the first time I've seen Corvis be so loud about being Corvis.  Normally he just hints or is sadistically sarcastic.